would you trust this guy with your baby.

[goodsoldier]

Look, it's not that I don't like Helena. But she's a mom. That's always kind of weird for me. Nothing wrong with moms. It's just that — well, I won't use the usual excuses, that we don't have similar priorities or a lot to talk about, because that's a lie. We do have both of those. But the fact is, Benny makes me feel weird. It's not personal dislike, he's a little kid, I don't expect anything from him. And it's not important until the inevitable plot where Helena is busy/kidnapped/whatever and I have to look after him for some indeterminate amount of time, cause don't even lie, I know your shit, you're going there sooner or later. And I'm not gonna flip out about it and you know I'm not and you're not going to do that really hilarious comedy trope where I'm so helpless when it comes to babies because men are dumb and unable to care for children, because you hate that.

See? Everything is fine. Just don't rat me out to Tim, and let me talk to Steph, and for fuck's sake, let me talk to people who aren't from fucking Gotham, and everything will be fine, or about as fine as things ever are with me.

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[imfollowinghim]

Good to know.

[goodsoldier]

And if they are I'll Grant Morrison them in the face.

[Actually that is a severely ambiguous threat ughhhhhh.]

... no, I won't.

[imfollowinghim]

Might be fun to give it a shot anyway. [Since lol you are doomed to failure, sorry Jason. We are the ones in control here. :c]

[goodsoldier]

[Vaguely morose—] No. No, they have these... in-jokes about him, I really shouldn't have gone there.

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[imfollowinghim]

That bad?

[goodsoldier]

Let's just say you're not prepared.

I hope they let that joke die ANY DAY NOW.