Ray Vecchio (
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dear_mun2014-07-29 12:18 am
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vecchio can still sulk with the best of them
Hey. Hey! The wolf is not part of the deal. I get to live in your head wolf free, otherwise No. Deal.
[ You're hurting his feelings, Ray. ]
Hurting his feelings? I can't hurt his feelings, it's a wolf. And who am I arguing with anyway? Myself, that's who. Or maybe you're arguing with yourself? This whole thing is too extensional for me. [ Existential? ] Existential. You drag me back here, after a good decade and a half I might add of much deserved retirement. You drag me back here when I could be sipping buttermilk in Stella's arms on a beach in Florida right now, and I get here and you wanna ditch me with the wolf while the Mountie goes off and has all the fun. Story of my life. Is that not the story of my life? Anyone? Anyone think that's reasonable? No, it's inhuman [ inhooman ] is what it is. I got rights--the right to be left alone being numero uno on that list. The right to not having a wolf make with me comes a close second. I swear to God...
[ And speaking of Diefenbaker. ]
Oh no. No, no, no. Not the jacket! Look what he's doing to my jacket! Dief, get off of me. [ Enunciate! ] Get. Off. Me! Oh man, this is never gonna wash out...
[ You're hurting his feelings, Ray. ]
Hurting his feelings? I can't hurt his feelings, it's a wolf. And who am I arguing with anyway? Myself, that's who. Or maybe you're arguing with yourself? This whole thing is too extensional for me. [ Existential? ] Existential. You drag me back here, after a good decade and a half I might add of much deserved retirement. You drag me back here when I could be sipping buttermilk in Stella's arms on a beach in Florida right now, and I get here and you wanna ditch me with the wolf while the Mountie goes off and has all the fun. Story of my life. Is that not the story of my life? Anyone? Anyone think that's reasonable? No, it's inhuman [ inhooman ] is what it is. I got rights--the right to be left alone being numero uno on that list. The right to not having a wolf make with me comes a close second. I swear to God...
[ And speaking of Diefenbaker. ]
Oh no. No, no, no. Not the jacket! Look what he's doing to my jacket! Dief, get off of me. [ Enunciate! ] Get. Off. Me! Oh man, this is never gonna wash out...

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You gonna talk that way about an Italian's mother? You better watch your mouth, Kowalski. At least I still see my mother, eh? You consider that?
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[smirky smirk] What didja think I meant? Dirty mind, Vecchio. Don't think aboutcha mother like that.
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Bastard.
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Even though I am.
Smart.
[indignant sniff]
I got street smarts.
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[ When all else fails. ]
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1/2
Says the guy who gave up his name, his job and his life to come stand in for me. And who's standing in for Stanley Kowalski, huh? Not important enough for anyone to notice he's disappeared?
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Shit. I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
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[he only says that 'cause he thinks vecchio expects him to. there's no real malice in his tone though. everything vecchio'd said was pretty much true.]
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I at least owe you a drink some time. You know, for not sleeping with my sister. Or Fraser. I'm pretty sure either of those things would've messed with my credibility.
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By credibility you mean head, right? I figure that's gotta be worth at least two drinks.
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Both. And it's one drink, because I'm only one drink sure you didn't score, not two. That and if you have been dry for a year I don't fancy my chances if you lose control of your inhibitions. Who knows where that might lead.
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Nowhere you're thinkin' of.
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That right? Cause I was thinking inconsolable sobbing of your ex-wife's name into my shoulder while you stagger out to a cab. Sound about right?
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......I think I preferred it when you were whining about the wolf likin' me more than you.
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[ Oh Stanley you are sort of endearingly pathetic. Makes him feel much better about his own divorce, really. ]
Two drinks it is. It sounds like you need them. And what the hell, it's not like I can drink with Fraser.
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I took Frase to a bar once. He ordered a juice box.
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You two, uh, hang out often?
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ray what have you done
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