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Oh come on. I'm sure a game would love having you around. You could tell some killer jokes I'm sure.

They're to die for, my good fellow.

I see my reputation for comedy preceeds me. Shame that seems to be one of the few noteworthy legacies to my name.

Edited (html. e_e) 2014-07-28 03:39 (UTC)

[He laughs.]

That one was actually good.

Really though meeting some new people might be good for you.

[ Since the mun only uses quirks with trolls when typing, she's gonna quietly drop it like nothing ever happened. Nothing to see here.

Dualscar, meanwhile, chuckles lowly and adopts a beguiling grin. ]

I've yet to regret meeting a new face. The circumstances is what leaves a man wanting, though.

[This particular Eridan has reached a point where meeting his ancestor is not exactly causing him to overflow with... anything. He'd be happy enough to ignore the entry, but his mun's having none of that.]

so
uh
im your disappointment a a descendant wwho ain't got anythin to say but wwhose mun dont care about that
somthin about my canonmates bein thin on the ground a late
anywway
hi

Edited 2014-07-28 12:30 (UTC)

[ quiet whispers that I'm looking for a place to put him. ]

So I'vve heard from the others herein, but I can't care to deal wwith any of the wwigglers you're in touch wwith. Unfortunate thing that this coddling order and the parameters of communities renders culling disadvvantageous at best.

[ From what he read between the lines, Eridan had it in him to still care if he justified his behavior. There was no immediate use, so he'd just see what could be dredged up. ]

Edited 2014-07-28 15:51 (UTC)

[[quiet whispers that I'm already working on his app for this place... :V]]

[Sorry Dualscar, was that an attempt to intimidate him? Eridan long ago ran out of fucks.]

yeah mention cullin me im sure thatll make me excited about runnin into you
i aint exactly in touch wwith the wwigglers myself except for a kan i met in here an i aint sure that counts
an the wwigglers might not fit em anymore anywway
considerin for me theyre wwhat 10 swweeps noww
more some a em

[What to do, what to do. His mun's a jerk and won't let him just drop the conversation. SIGH. His life is suffering, what else is new.]

so wwhat are you like wwhen you aint talkin about cullin
history books aint big fans a gettin into personalities
an my only other source wwas vvris an her vversion a wwhat wwas in mindfangs journal wwhich a course she wwouldnt let me read myself
somehoww i doubt that evven if vvris had been completely true to the original that mindfang wwould a been the most reliable source in the first place
i mean i knoww cro but i guess im still holdin out hope that aint you

[ Intimidate? No, Dualscar isn't so antediluvian. Intimidation is rarely his default tactic. ]

You're still only barely out of the cavverns at ten swweeps, lad.

I nevver implied you should be; Mindfang has a wway of exaggeratin and romanticizin her owwn goals and ideals by wway of dismissing and slandering the reputation of those around her. A more subtle touch, if only slightly.

The title of Admiral isn't easily won or maintained, but I'm no more or less than what you make of me.

ha
hate to think howw ill feel wwhen i count as a adult for really an truly then
maybe the dreambubbles an bein quadranted wwith a lowwblood just wwarped my sense a time

[Both an exaggeration and an understatement. "Quadranted" implies Kankri has at some point actually admitted interest on his end--dealing with the Insufferable's just complicated, that's all--and "lowblood" doesn't exactly cover mutants. Really, Eridan's more curious about what reaction that statement might get than he cares about being real accurate about it yet.]

so wwhere mindfang exaggerates an romanticizes you understate an evvade
interestin
an i cant say i see cro bein able to reach admiral but he didnt groww up on alternia
if hed had to for survvivval he might a been able to groww a spine stiffer than a jellyfish so i cant say youre real different from him yet either
thanks for not answwerin my question at all

[He's a little more interested now though--he's finding the non-answer a bit amusing, actually. Eridan's gotten used to overly talkative sorts.]

Edited (even if it's canon, saying exoskeleton instead of spine sounds too weird) 2014-07-28 18:44 (UTC)

Adulthood begins at elevven, so there wwasn't much missed wwhile dead. Howwevver, your question wwas answwered directly. I'm not one to hide behind lies or ambiguity. WWhether or not you can figure out wwhat I meant is on you.

I'm not familiar wwith my Beforan counterpart and his iterations, but the general descriptions I'vve encountered are disgusting. Barely a shadoww of untapped potential left to rot.

[ He continued, in the mean time, to poke and prod at his descendant like a slab of meat, each testing the other before them.

Here in dear mun, he knew they came from very different worlds, and Eridan was lucky enough to not have had a fear of adults carved into his psyche as trolls of centuries past. Meanwhile, Dualscar had a better handle on his ego than Mindfang gave him credit for. He was so used to politics and warfare, and the facades that accompanied them--layered facades--that his subtlety had become very deeply ingrained.

Besides, Eridan had yet to give him a reason to throw his weight around. ]

you can not be a serket about a answwer an still not be vvery direct
unless you meant your personality changes based on wwho youre talkin to

[...Hm. That would be an odd admission if he'd parsed it correctly.]

assumin i aint just completely panfried id havve to say that actually sounds a lot like the cro i first met in the dreambubbles
minus a fuckton a desperation an the wwhole beforan problem
an youre right that aint the best thin to resemble but wwhat do i knoww maybe i got poor taste in people

if youre curious the cro i knoww nowws changed a bit
only took so long sailin around paradox space time had lost meanin

[While his Cronus had hardly grown into a shining beacon of trolldom, there was enough difference Eridan didn't feel comfortable leaving him shown in a solely negative light.

That old Cronus though, Eridan was starting to get a sense of in his ancestor--minus the "harmless because Beforus" point--even if it was just the potentially too-malleable self-presentation. He was getting an impression of Dualscar not being a guy who was particularly safe to turn your back on or be alone in a block with.

...Maybe it had just been too long since he'd had to deal with anything Alternian besides himself. Nothing about Alternia had been "safe", after all.]

Edited 2014-07-28 21:46 (UTC)

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This asshole couldn't contain himself from that joke so here have a daedric lord xD

you are a beautiful person and I laughed harder than I should have. B)

I aim to please :P

icon in post cause he's not in a comm yet, so im not paying for icons.

a Dualscar :V!! /munly excitement

8)!!! Eridan!

~:D~!!!

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