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[beautifuldanger]

Well, I do have to admit that I'm glad you're going with me over my sister. She does tend to hog the limelight a little more than I'd like for her to. And don't worry about my past as the Ice Queen and all that. Sure you've read it, and it's part of my backstory, but let's look beyond that. What I am and what I can be instead of what I was. My present. Thief. Seductress. Trickster. All good, fun things. My future, whatever that may be.

And no, I don't mean in that meta stories and fables sort of way. Loki can keep that schtick all to himself. I just want to have fun. Kiss some men. Steal some jewels. Be worshipped for my beauty.

You know.

The simple things in life.

Comments

[irredeemed_ant]

Ugh, why are you Asgard Girls either going to bash me over the head with swords or be evil magic types? Still, can't fault your logic, lady.

[beautifuldanger]

Logic can never be faulted.

Except for insane dark elf logic. Insane dark elf logic can always be faulted.

And I'm not an evil magic type. I'm a naughty magic type. There's fine, but distinct difference.

[irredeemed_ant]

Fortunately I don't know any insane dark elves. Tough blond Asgardian warrior girls, flaming androids and alien symbiotes yes, but no dark elves.

Hmmmm, well I suppose I am technically a naughty super hero so I guess we might have more in common than you would think.

[beautifuldanger]

My sister's slept with a few. Ugly habit, that. Then again, I have logged time with a light elf or two before. They're so much more pleasant. Reluctant lovers, though.

There are few in this world who are naughtier than I am, I assure you. If you want to find out how much, you may have to take me out one night.

[irredeemed_ant]

That would be the Enchantress, blonde girl in the green? Read one of the SHIELD files about her and the big tough Executioner guy helping that mad Nazi Zemo in the Masters of Evil or something, early Avenger stuff.

Right, because they're nice, I suppose. Not exactly much of an Asgard expert so I couldn't say otherwise.

Well you would be the first Asgardian girl who has asked me to take her out instead of the other way around, so I don't see why not, you're hot and seem interesting. I'm Eric anyway. Ant Man if we're talking shop.

[beautifuldanger]

That's the one. Enchantress. Amora. Raging bitchtart. Any of those work.

Well, I'm not like most Asgardian girls. I don't have a crave power, I don't crave war. I just want to have some fun. Steal some hearts, steal some riches.

Lorelei. No shop name needed.

[irredeemed_ant]

Right. Getting the impression you two don't get on. For the record I think red heads are cuter.

I can admire having some fun. Maybe even stealing riches, it's certainly better than mass murder or world conquest.

Nice to meet you Lorelei, can I buy you a drink?

[fearbringer]

You can tell them to ignore your past all you want, but that doesn't mean they will.

[beautifuldanger]

This is true. I don't mind them looking to it though. My past made me the goddess I am today. I just don't my mun to become consumed by my past deeds.

[fearbringer]

Literal goddess, or figurative?

[... It's a valid question in his mind.]

[beautifuldanger]

Well, I'm Asgardian. Not necessarily a goddess, but many would view me as such.

[fearbringer]

Ah. Well, humans certainly would-- at least, the ones on my world.

Most of them wouldn't believe in you anymore, though.

[beautifuldanger]

Sadly, I've never been one of the women who was ever worshipped. I'm no Frejya, after all.

[fearbringer]

Then who are you?

[beautifuldanger]

Lorelei. I've always had some sway over love and beauty...but then again, there are many who do.

[fearbringer]

You're not a water spirit, are you?

[beautifuldanger]

No. Though I suppose I inspired stories of the water spirit, but no, I'm not water spirit myself.

I was the Ice Queen for a little while, though. That was entertaining enough.

[fearbringer]

Then I have heard of you, at least in some form. And I'm sure you've heard of me, though you might not know it.

[beautifuldanger]

It would help had I a name to go off of.

[fearbringer]

Pitch Black, but humans tend to know me by other names. The Boogeyman, for starters.

[hi_howyadoin]

And who doesn't wanna have fun, right?