Dandy, Space Dandy, Baby. Don't you forget it.

[dandy_spacedandy]

Come on, baby! You know you can’t handle me. You had to let me take over and work magic on my own journal!--What do you mean I took it by force? That’s not how I work baby. [Pauses to run a comb through his hair, BAM! Sparkle! Perfect, hoo-yeah!]

Listen here, big mama. Just because you think you can dance, doesn’t mean you can Tango with the big boys. I’m in this game for the Boobies hunting, and ain’t nobody going to stop me, yowh!

[DRASTIC PAUSE, hand stills in the air and everything. Frowning deeply now.]

Whoa now. Did you just go correct my own Dear Mun post? I said I was in it for the Boobies not the Hunting. Man, that’s not right.

Does everyone have to put up with a kill joy mun like you? Bah.

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[swinginreporter]

Wow, sounds like you two are grooving to entirely different jams altogether. What's up with that, huh?

[dandy_spacedandy]

Well Helllllo baby! You're telling me! This chick can't even groooove let alone moooove to my jam. It's real stifling.

[swinginreporter]

Hey there, space cat~ ♥ hate to say it, but it's hard to get far if you can't rock a beat together with your mun, son. Any chance you two can work somethin' out?

[dandy_spacedandy]

[Excuse him, he's distracted by your bountiful display! Mmmhmm...]

[Sounding a bit distracted no less, he grins] Mmm not sure I want to get something worked out. She has a thing for horrible locations to drag her people too. You should get a load of the space port she holds em all in. A bunch of lunatics.

Not at all like you, baby. What's your name?

[swinginreporter]

[Gotta look good for that Space TV, right?]

Awww, they can't be that bad, can they? But then, I guess I'm used to a pretty crazy scene...

The name's Ulala~ y'know, as seen on TV and all that? Hee~ and what do I call you and your fantastic 'do, sir?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

You're in this for the what now?

[dandy_spacedandy]

Boobies. I'm in it for Boobies. The best restaurant in space. Never miss a one of them. I suppose "hunting" isn't far off either. A mans got to make a living after all.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

What kind of moron names their restaurant... Nevermind. Probably some kind of pervert no doubt.]

You go around hunting for..."boobies"

[dandy_spacedandy]

No, I hunt unregistered aliens in order to register them. I enjoy</> my time watching boobies at Boobies. Clearly a huge difference, kid.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Excuse you, she's 19, just because she's very flat-chested and decides to dress down doesn't make her a kid thankyou very much, Dandy.]

So in other words, no one would employ you so you thought you'd try to make a living from Bounty Hunting and more than likely - you're probably failing at it.

[gentaooan]

I see you haven't changed.

[dandy_spacedandy]

Why should I have, kiddo? Life's full of fun and I'm looking to enjoy it all.

[gentaooan]

( she puffs up her cheeks a little. )

You should care about other things besides that.

[dandy_spacedandy]

[Awww, do't give him puffy face like that. It was hard enough leaving you last time]

Look here, Sweetheart. I care about enough. I care about what I care about and no one should care about what I care about, got me?

[softer tone now, He sounds like he might... care] How're you doing, kid? [To ruin it with a cheesy grin as he adds] You grown up yet?

[gentaooan]

...!! Oh! Uh.

( she sets down her space penguin plush for now and starts digging into her pocket. after a few seconds, she pulls out a sheet of paper and extends it to him. on the paper is her measurements from when he last saw her to just last week! she has grown... a little bit. not much but some! )

[thatched]

Muns are the way they are, mate. But there's a little fun to be had in any game if you know where to look. Especially if you travel in the right company.

[plenty of bounce bounce for all]

[dandy_spacedandy]

This one could be a bit more groovy. She thinks she can handle my waves but I can tell you now, mate, no one can handle this.

[Comb through his hair and everything--speaking of which:] Love the 'do.

[thatched]

Right back at you. [best style for the lady loving men of any universe and no one will tell him wrong.]

So you say, but I'd rather be handled, especially by someone who knows just where to push the rudder.

Of course if you just like to look... [shrug] I won't hold it against you, but you're missing out.

[dandy_spacedandy]

[If anyone tells you otherwise they ARE wrong, baby]

Personally, I like to be handled by one of the ladies at Boobies. That actually sounds like the best plan of action here.

Though if you're talking about enticing my mun into pushing that rudder towards a game, I'll laugh. So will she.

[isnotacat]

[Well, well, well -- look who the cat dragged in!

Wait, what? A cat? W-where?! Not here, nope, no... Meow totally isn't a cat. But he is a crew member of the Aloha Oe, and he's been looking for Dandy for what seems like an eternity now.]

There you are!

[dandy_spacedandy]

[He sure as hell wasn't DRAGGED in by no stinking cat anyhow!]

[Oh.... but look! He knows you.]

There you are, rotten cat! Where've you been? I've been lookin' everywhere for you. [No he hasn't. Liar. He's been trying to find the ship and get a one way ticket to Boobies, don't let him lie to you]

[isnotacat]

[And to think Meow thought this username would dissuade everyone from calling him a cat...]

How many times do I have to tell you I'm not a cat?

[dandy_spacedandy]

[Seriously? You think a username would fix all this? You're going to be a cat for the rest of Dandy's life (and he has more lives THEN a cat, go figure). So why even be surprised?]

At least once more, Meow.

... [he grins, because he knows what you ARE but he knows what also gets under your fur]

Always at least once more.

[caster_blaster]

You can always like both.

[doubleppk]

Most muns are rather frustrating like that, darling.