Dandy, Space Dandy, Baby. Don't you forget it.

[dandy_spacedandy]

Come on, baby! You know you can’t handle me. You had to let me take over and work magic on my own journal!--What do you mean I took it by force? That’s not how I work baby. [Pauses to run a comb through his hair, BAM! Sparkle! Perfect, hoo-yeah!]

Listen here, big mama. Just because you think you can dance, doesn’t mean you can Tango with the big boys. I’m in this game for the Boobies hunting, and ain’t nobody going to stop me, yowh!

[DRASTIC PAUSE, hand stills in the air and everything. Frowning deeply now.]

Whoa now. Did you just go correct my own Dear Mun post? I said I was in it for the Boobies not the Hunting. Man, that’s not right.

Does everyone have to put up with a kill joy mun like you? Bah.

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[swinginreporter]

Wow, sounds like you two are grooving to entirely different jams altogether. What's up with that, huh?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

You're in this for the what now?

[gentaooan]

I see you haven't changed.

[dandy_spacedandy]

Well Helllllo baby! You're telling me! This chick can't even groooove let alone moooove to my jam. It's real stifling.

[dandy_spacedandy]

Boobies. I'm in it for Boobies. The best restaurant in space. Never miss a one of them. I suppose "hunting" isn't far off either. A mans got to make a living after all.

[dandy_spacedandy]

Why should I have, kiddo? Life's full of fun and I'm looking to enjoy it all.

[swinginreporter]

Hey there, space cat~ ♥ hate to say it, but it's hard to get far if you can't rock a beat together with your mun, son. Any chance you two can work somethin' out?

[dandy_spacedandy]

[Excuse him, he's distracted by your bountiful display! Mmmhmm...]

[Sounding a bit distracted no less, he grins] Mmm not sure I want to get something worked out. She has a thing for horrible locations to drag her people too. You should get a load of the space port she holds em all in. A bunch of lunatics.

Not at all like you, baby. What's your name?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

What kind of moron names their restaurant... Nevermind. Probably some kind of pervert no doubt.]

You go around hunting for..."boobies"

[swinginreporter]

[Gotta look good for that Space TV, right?]

Awww, they can't be that bad, can they? But then, I guess I'm used to a pretty crazy scene...

The name's Ulala~ y'know, as seen on TV and all that? Hee~ and what do I call you and your fantastic 'do, sir?

[dandy_spacedandy]

No, I hunt unregistered aliens in order to register them. I enjoy</> my time watching boobies at Boobies. Clearly a huge difference, kid.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Excuse you, she's 19, just because she's very flat-chested and decides to dress down doesn't make her a kid thankyou very much, Dandy.]

So in other words, no one would employ you so you thought you'd try to make a living from Bounty Hunting and more than likely - you're probably failing at it.

[dandy_spacedandy]

[Oh he's down for you looking good for Space TV, sweetheart. And my you look good. He'd tune in.]

Girl, I'm used to the crazy scenes. [Swoosh! Hands out to accent this fact] You should see my ship. As a matter of fact... you should see my ship, if you know what I mean, Ulala of TV.

[Scoots in beside her, grinning as he suddenly runs a comb through his hair, fixing it as if it were out of place, which it was not]

Dandy. But you can call me Space Dandy.

[dandy_spacedandy]

[The flat chested part is what makes you so young and... underdeveloped, kid. Sorry.]

Whoa now, kid. Those are some tough accusations you're throwing there. I just just fine with alien hunting! being self employed is a lot more freeing then a suit job.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Is that so?

[Saft stop, you don't even have a job - you're something of a troublemaker yourself.]

The way I see it bounty hunting is just a quick way to make money instead of attempting to get any real work, Any one could do it.

[dandy_spacedandy]

Now see, there is where you are wrong! [jazzy finger point and all!] Alien registration is important, you know. And it's a major skill that not everyone can have! Convincing an alien to come with you to be checked in takes a heck of a lot. It's a lot of work, baby.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Hands on hips.] Betcha I could do it.

[dandy_spacedandy]

Betcha you get your butt handed to ya! This ain't no easy gig.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Dandy plz.]

You wanna make a wager on that?

[dandy_spacedandy]

[Girlie, please...]

You think I'm some kind of sucker, huh? Making pointless bets on my everyday things that'll just get you hurt? No thanks.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...Shame.

Thing is, if you prove you were right all along I'd pay you handsomely, but if you're not interested - your loss. I wouldn't expect you to know anything about The Goldenscales anyway or how rich we actually are.

[Guess what? She ain't lying. She's royalty - sort of.]

[dandy_spacedandy]

[...hmmm, he likes money...]

The Goldenscales? [Curious stare now...] That some kind of alien?

[thatched]

Muns are the way they are, mate. But there's a little fun to be had in any game if you know where to look. Especially if you travel in the right company.

[plenty of bounce bounce for all]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Alien to you maybe.

My Grandfather's kind of a really important figure head, He makes sure everything back home runs smoothly and everyone else gets to live in peace and harmony whilst getting on with everyone else.

[dandy_spacedandy]

This one could be a bit more groovy. She thinks she can handle my waves but I can tell you now, mate, no one can handle this.

[Comb through his hair and everything--speaking of which:] Love the 'do.