looking for a homestead (possibly MoL); canon is Thrilling Adventure Hour

[red_planet_blues]

Really? I--really? We're doing this? You really oughta think this through some more. Especially considerin' how indecisive you are. Or picky. I dunno. I just don't want no part of it, since I might end up on one of those horror games or somethin'. Though I saw you lookin' at that fantasy-whatever game. Somethin' about me being a paladin. What the hell is that even about.

I also don't really like the idea of being pulled away from my marshalin', neither. What are we gonna do, leave Mars in the hands of Pemily? [Lord almighty no everyone would be dead in a week.] And if I leave Croach behind, he'll be stuck in some kinda weird onus-limbo until I get back. Plus you're not even all caught up yet. Yeah, I know you're almost there, but 'almost' only counts in space horseshoes and hand grenades.

... Yeah okay, none of this is convincin' ya. Reckon the best I can do sit back, stay quiet and hope you never come to a decision.

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[praisenahnohtek]

There was a strange experiment designated as a "test drive." My safety was ensured at multiple junctures.

[Translation: People saved him from getting hurt in omegafriends. A lot.]

[red_planet_blues]

Oh right, those things. Yeah, I'm in one of those. Saving princess from fire-breathing snakes. Y'know. Hero stuff. [Looking just slightly proud. Let's not mention that he got roasted like a marshmallow.]

[praisenahnohtek]

How does the snake utilize fire to breathe? That does not make sense.

[red_planet_blues]

What, no, it doesn't breath in fire, it-- Okay, that's not the important part here. The important part is that it really is lookin' like I'm gonna end up in this place. So, if you ain't goin' anywhere, you might have to...[He really doesn't want this to be a repeat of the sheriff incident. He sighs and mutters the last bit.] Just... Just keep an eye on things while I'm off fixin' whatever problems this new place's got.

[praisenahnohtek]

[Croach thinks this over before finally responding.]

I will complete your instructions, as it will reduce my onus to you.