Sort of game hunting (Canon is Rick & Morty)

[themortiest]

Oh maaan, you're really going to go through with this, aren't you? You're going to put me in one of those game things. Look, just because I'm used to going to really weird places and almost getting shot a couple of hundred times doesn't mean you have to, have to find some...weird...crazy place to put me in. I'm fine just, you know, hanging out up here for now.

Just, please reconsider? Please?

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[betmylifeonit]

Ehhhh, that's no good! No good!

Don't go somewhere where you'll get shot again!

[themortiest]

Believe me, if I could help it, I wouldn't.

[betmylifeonit]

Oh, you don't have a choice?

... what'll you do, then? Do you know what you'll have to do to stay alive?

[themortiest]

Do any of us?

Uh, I don't know. That depends on where I end up, and I-i-iiii have no idea where.

Oh man, I can't even prepare!

[betmylifeonit]

Aa-aah, ah, please don't panic! [She starts fretting, dropping her cane in the process. She waves her hands.] Please calm down! [She doesn't notice that she's lost her cane until it clatters on the floor.]

... oh, dear.

[She'll have to retrieve that, won't she?] I think... until you learn more about the place, there's only one thing to do! Be careful not to get yourself killed, don't talk too much, and choose your words very... VERY... carefully.

[themortiest]

B-b-butt I don't know where I'm going or how I'm going to get back home without my grandpa and his portal gun I'm totally scre--

[Once the cane hits the floor Morty pauses his little panicky tirade to kneel down and pick it up.]

Oh, uh, here.

[He holds it out for her.]