Preening BIG time

[elcazadorcazado]

Mun,

What can I say? The ladies love me. The men envy me. Of course I am popular.

... You should find me an actual game to get into. It is a tragedy to limit my charm to six words.

Your local ladies' man,
Alejo

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...forgive me.

[forever_bitter]

Dude, are there even games for originals? Like, real games?

And what the fuck are you on about? Who envies you?

Funnily, it's very fitting.

[elcazadorcazado]

Somewhere out there, sí.

I am adored and envied, mestizo. Adored.

I just looked up "mestizo", btw. And I approve. :P

[forever_bitter]

You totally paid those chicks off.

X]

[elcazadorcazado]

No, they just love me that much. They flock to me. It’s ok, I don't expect you to know what that’s like.

[forever_bitter]

I could get chicks if I wanted to, but I don't feel like putting up with that bullshit all the time.

[elcazadorcazado]

[He laughs.]

Even if a whore would put up with you, you could never convince a lady to stay with you for dinner.

[forever_bitter]

I got plenty of women who are interested in me, for your information. And there's no money involved.

[Because he has none to give them.]

[elcazadorcazado]

[There's a big grin on his face.]

Oh? Name one.

[forever_bitter]

[Name one? Uh.]

I don't owe you shit.

[satanlawyer]

Someone seems a bit full of themselves.

[elcazadorcazado]

I know my worth and I am proud of it, is that so bad?

[satanlawyer]

Well when you put it that way I guess not...

[elcazadorcazado]

[He beams.]

I knew you were a reasonable woman.

[satanlawyer]

I can be most of the time...

[elcazadorcazado]

Perhaps my charm help just a little. [Pushing his luck? Alejo? Never.]

[satanlawyer]

Maybe... You wouldn't be the first arrogant guy I've known. (Shrugs)

[elcazadorcazado]

Arrogant? [He looks hurt.] If I am loud and proud it is only for your attention.

oh please

[pestiferous]

Let me guess, you probably think there are dozens of people who obsess over you, The Great Alejo, and are more than willing to give you everything they’ve got once they see you coming into town.

The Great Alejo fully understands your confusion...

[elcazadorcazado]

I am not deranged. There are dozens of women who obsess over me. And they’re only interested in giving me certain things.

I'm sure you do

[pestiferous]

I never said you were deranged.

[elcazadorcazado]

It was implied.

[pestiferous]

So maybe it was. But it wasn't my first thought.

[elcazadorcazado]

Oh no? Do tell me your opinion.

[pestiferous]

Okay.

I think you're a creature only in love with himself. Everyone else are just toys to you. You think you can wind them up or pull their strings and then when you're done playing, you throw them away.

[elcazadorcazado]

Did you read that from a psychology text book? If you think you know me so well after such little time there is no point trying to convince you otherwise. You make your opinions quickly, and I have no time for a man who does not think.