Preening BIG time

[elcazadorcazado]

Mun,

What can I say? The ladies love me. The men envy me. Of course I am popular.

... You should find me an actual game to get into. It is a tragedy to limit my charm to six words.

Your local ladies' man,
Alejo

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...forgive me.

[forever_bitter]

Dude, are there even games for originals? Like, real games?

And what the fuck are you on about? Who envies you?

Funnily, it's very fitting.

[elcazadorcazado]

Somewhere out there, sí.

I am adored and envied, mestizo. Adored.

I just looked up "mestizo", btw. And I approve. :P

[forever_bitter]

You totally paid those chicks off.

X]

[elcazadorcazado]

No, they just love me that much. They flock to me. It’s ok, I don't expect you to know what that’s like.

[forever_bitter]

I could get chicks if I wanted to, but I don't feel like putting up with that bullshit all the time.

[elcazadorcazado]

[He laughs.]

Even if a whore would put up with you, you could never convince a lady to stay with you for dinner.

[forever_bitter]

I got plenty of women who are interested in me, for your information. And there's no money involved.

[Because he has none to give them.]

[elcazadorcazado]

[There's a big grin on his face.]

Oh? Name one.

[forever_bitter]

[Name one? Uh.]

I don't owe you shit.

[elcazadorcazado]

[And now a bigger one.]

I thought so.

[forever_bitter]

Thought so what?

Dude, I can get women.

[elcazadorcazado]

[He nods his head in sarcastic, exaggerated movements.]

Oh, sí. I can see that.

[forever_bitter]

How much you wanna bet I can't?

[elcazadorcazado]

Not money. I don't have much of that. I will bet almost anything else.

[forever_bitter]

[No money? Where's the fun in that? Guy frowns.]

I'll take that cross of yours. That's worth something.

[elcazadorcazado]

It's worth nothing to you. [He snaps defensively.]

[forever_bitter]

If I take it to a silver smith? It'll be worth something, believe you me.

[elcazadorcazado]

You're not having it.

[forever_bitter]

What's that? You're scared I'll prove you wrong?

[elcazadorcazado]

No, but some things are not worth gambling with.

[forever_bitter]

Whatever, dude. Can't even back up your words.

[elcazadorcazado]

Get me to do something instead. Like... I have to wash your windows or something.

[forever_bitter]

I don't have any windows.

...give me fifty-bucks if I win. You're a vampire. You can get it.

[elcazadorcazado]

Que te den! Fifty? Are you insane? You can't think of a single thing you'd like to force me to do?

[forever_bitter]

Yeah. Give me the money.