Canon is Strike Back.

[fuck_me]

Mun is it?

I'm surprised you decided on me and not my partner. No, I get it. I'm the more fun one. So, lets get to it and have some fun. Maybe find my buddy along the way yeah? You stop with all that shipping bullshit. Fuck me, let's just go out there and meet some people. Yeah?

Good, now get moving. Oh yeah, and no games alright? I got enough shit to deal with. Except maybe those sex games yeah? Let's enjoy the rest of International Kissing Day. My kind of day.

Comments

[nolongerarookie]

[Andy can barely keep from laughing.] And count the number of times you can swear?

[fuck_me]

Honey, there's not enough time in the world to sit and count that shit.

[nolongerarookie]

We'll get you one of those little clickers and see how long it takes you to break it.

[fuck_me]

Much better things to do with my time.

[nolongerarookie]

Eh, even you saving-the-world types have to have some fun eventually.

[fuck_me]

That's what sex is for.

[nolongerarookie]

Don't look at me. I'm not having any.

[fuck_me]

Damn shame.

[nolongerarookie]

Not for lack of trying.

[fuck_me]

The fuck, you live with monks?

[nolongerarookie]

Cops, actually.

[fuck_me]

Some celibate fucking cops. I've fucked cops, they can be kinky as fuck.

[nolongerarookie]

I can't comment. [Another chuckle.] Since my mun threw me into a smut meme this afternoon and I still can't get any.

[fuck_me]

Sorry to hear that.

[nolongerarookie]

It's fine. Unless terrorists come to Canada, my celibacy isn't your problem. [Laughs.]

[fuck_me]

Yeah that gets tricky. No one actually wants me to come to their hometown. I rarely get a vacation. Shit something tends to happen when I try.

[nolongerarookie]

Kind of like Jack Bauer?

[fuck_me]

I'm not even sure Jack Bauer can handle what we do. We have less of a moral code than even he does.

[nolongerarookie]

Wow. That's...I don't know if it's impressive or frightening.

...I'm Andy, by the way, probably should have said that about five sentences ago.

[fuck_me]

Little bit of both I'd guess.


Damien, nice to meet you.

[nolongerarookie]

Nice to meet you too. If you do come to Canada, try and give me a warning.

[fuck_me]

My warning tends to be loud.

[nolongerarookie]

As long as it's not you breaking into my house.

[fuck_me]

Have no reason to do that.

Unless someone I'm chasing is in there.

[nolongerarookie]

I'm just saying. I'm a little touchy on personal space.