Canon is 24: Live Another Day. Spoilers in comments.

[kmorgan]

Just retire me already. Jack is gone and I want out of here before I shoot someone else who you know damn well deserves it.

And while we're at it, stop making Adam Carter jokes. Just because I'm in London and my husband was a spy named Adam does not make a crossover funny even if anyone actually knew what show you were talking about.

All I want to do is avenge my husband and I'm done.

Comments

[acarter]

I'm the butt of a joke now?

[kmorgan]

Because my husband was named Adam and was a British spy? Yes.

[acarter]

Well, suppose I can see that then.

[kmorgan]

Forgive my mun. She means well, I think she just wants me to have something happy in my life.

[acarter]

My mun is the same way, so I understand.

[kmorgan]

I don't even think you'd want to be married to me. It'd be a massive AU for the both of us. [Chuckles.] Hi, I'm Kate. Morgan.

[acarter]

More so for you I suppose since I have my son.

Pleasure to meet you.

[kmorgan]

Well, my husband is dead.

[Shakes her head.]

I don't mind kids. Just thought it'd be hard to raise them with both of us working for the Agency.

[acarter]

Me and my wife managed before her death. Then again, canonly my fate wasn't much better.

[kmorgan]

My husband was framed for treason by our boss. I found that out tonight.

[Kate shakes her head.]

Though I wouldn't mind playing with you. I'm just not sure you'd want to be married to me. You know, I can get kind of dominant.

[acarter]

Well in the bedroom I find that quite sexy.

[kmorgan]

Then you'd probably like what's going through my head right now.

[acarter]

Now you have me curious.

[kmorgan]

I'm having, right now, the worst day of my life. So if you were my husband and somehow still alive, the only thing I'd really want to do right now is come home and have passionate, largely wordless sex with you.

[acarter]

Is that still a possibility if I weren't your husband?

[kmorgan]

I suppose that depends on how you think I'd know you.

[acarter]

Well sure we could work together somewhere along the way.

[kmorgan]

And I just happened to still have your number for a random sex romp? [Kate is both amused and somehow impressed.]

[acarter]

Who is to say you don't call me with dealing with all your shit right now?

[kmorgan]

Well, if stopping nuclear submarines gets you hot, Carter.

[acarter]

All in a day's work, Morgan.

[kmorgan]

Little hard to loop you in right now considering I don't know what's happening. Might be easier for us to just skip ahead to the aftermath.

[acarter]

Sounds good or if you want less angsty maybe I simply call to be a prat and say hello.

[kmorgan]

I like that better. [Feeling comfortable enough to tease.] I can't just get you to show up at my apartment? I have to move if I want to sleep with you?

[acarter]

If you'd like a visit I can certainly arrange that.

[kmorgan]

Does make it easier if you want me getting your clothes off.

[acarter]

Certainly makes things better yes? I have this if you feel inspired.

[kmorgan]

I'm thinking what we might get into, you might not want on public display. You do know that I'm associating with Jack Bauer, right? I'm a little unpredictable now.

[acarter]

I do know that yes. So shall I set something up then?

[kmorgan]

I'd suggest that. And not to wear a suit that you like.

[acarter]

Here we go.