Maleficent

[be_my_wings]

Mun, you've got to stop doing this. You go to a movie, see something you like, then bring it home and make it a journal!

I think you have a problem!

Not that I can blame you for falling in love with my beautiful self, but what're you goin' to do with me?

Comments

[spirit_says_so]

My mun apparently liked you. I don't see why, when I clearly do it better, but mundys are weird.

[be_my_wings]

Better? How can you do it better?

[spirit_says_so]

I don't need to wait on some woman to cast a spell, dude. I can transform whenever I want.

[be_my_wings]

And that means you do it better? I don't see what that has to do with it.

[spirit_says_so]

Because I can do it when I want?

[How does Diaval not get this?]

You have to wait for what's-her-name, right?

[be_my_wings]

Yes, but why would you want to change to begin with?

[spirit_says_so]

Into a bird? Why not? You do it.

And it's not like I do it all the time.

[be_my_wings]

Wait, you're a man that turns into a bird?

Well, that settles it. I do it better.

I'm a bird that turns into a man. It's better to be a bird than a man.

[spirit_says_so]

I gotta disagree with you there. The human women are way hotter.