On all those Hot Rule 63 Types.

[irredeemed_ant]

Phillipa Coulson. Steph Rogers. Natasha Stark. Bryce Banner.

Kinda uncertain if I should be worried or not about you constantly having me flirt with female alternate universe versions of dudes I know.

...have to admit they're hot though. The women versions anyway.

....NO YOU ARE NOT MAKING A FEMALE VERSION OF ME.

...NO.

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[just_a_guy]

You know, it's actually not all that terrible.

[irredeemed_ant]

[Eric's gonna blink at the ironic user name there, Cap.]

But it's weird. I've have boobies and have to pee sitting down and fancy dudes and knowing me now I'd probably be checking them out whilst or something. Kind of a tomboyish Irish-American Janet Van Dyne, probably.

On the other hand it seems to work perfectly on you. And I guess it would be a me who was always a woman.

[just_a_guy]

[Hey, irony is fun. And that username is actually quite an amusing story. Mostly involving broke muns and icon space.

Her lips quirk up in a lopsided smirk and she crossed her arms over her chest.]

You know, I don't know why I expected you to use a word other then 'boobies'....

And yes. Unless your mun has a particularly sick sense of humor, you would probably have been born a woman. I was.

Well...mostly. There was once, in one of those 'games' they like to put us in, that I was turned into a girl.

[irredeemed_ant]

[Ah, well Eric can respect that, the only reason he's got a ton of icons is thanks to a very nice Agent May with a gift membership and a nice Gamora getting him icons and that's about a week from going and his mun is being very debatey. He shrugs with a smile at her remark.]

Well they are boobies. Breasts or mammeries if you wanna get technical. Yours are lovely.

He's annoying but I don't think he's that evil. If he really wants to do a female me or a female Nick Fury or male Black Widow, can't exactly stop the guy.

That's... worrying. You certainly seem to have, erm, come out of it ok. Is it weird?

[just_a_guy]

[Icons are this mun's bane.

The comment about her breasts cause a slight blush and maybe a little shifting just to make sure her shirt wasn't pulling too tight or anything, but mostly it just gets a shake of her head.]

I don't have much to be termed as 'lovely'. My eyes are up here, Eric.

And at the time I was a bit..startled. [Startled. Right. Understatement of the year...] But this me has always been a girl. So..no.

Not weird.

[irredeemed_ant]

[Awww, look at her face, it's quite cute really. Course Cap seems to get embarassed about girls too. Anyway, to his credit his eyes move back up to her face after a moment longer.]

I think they're fine. But sorry. I'm sure you're a great Captain America, breasts or not.

Great, so unless there's a... I dunno, whatever the male version of Sharon Carter would be in your universe or you've got a thing with Tony Stark, suppose it can't hurt to ask you out or something?

[just_a_guy]

[And that earns a short bark of laughter.]

Oh wow...umm...First off, I'm not dating Sharon, though it's cute that you seem to think she'd have to be male for me to date her. And I'm pretty sure it would take quite a few knocks on the head before I'd date Tony.

Though....really, I'd be a terrible girlfriend. You don't want to ask.

[irredeemed_ant]

Fair point about Sharon. And Tony seems to so much charisma I would figure he'd flirt with you until he did. So I am super glad you think so.

Hey I'm just asking you out on a date, we're not instant lover interests. Why would you be a terrible girlfriend, anyway?

[just_a_guy]

Besides, dating Sharon would be...a little too much, I think. [Peggy was her first love. Dating Sharon would be like trying to replace her.]

And not many guys would appreciate a girlfriend that could kick their butts in the gym. Or gets called away on missions at a moments notice. Or is currently devoting a good part of her life to hunting down another man.

[Have a smirk, Eric.]

[irredeemed_ant]

If you say so. The Steve in my neck of the woods is dating her. [Of course he's been Captain America for a lot longer, the Avengers a grander organisation of multiple teams, with Eric in the covert squad.]

I've had some good training, you know, I mean I imagine that yes you could probably win anyway but anyway, I used to tough ladies. And I'm a super hero too you know. Maybe not like Iron Man, Hulk or Thor but I do my best.

...tell you what, if I beat you in a fight with my Ant Man armour, would you go on a date with me? Cause in that I would figure I'd have a chance.

[just_a_guy]

I don't blame him. Sharon is a smart, well trained, beautiful woman. I just don't think I could date her. It probably has something to do with how much of a sap my particular mun is.

And I wasn't trying to knock your training, Eric. I was just speaking my point. And no, I'm not going to fight you for the 'honor' of asking me out on a date.

I'm old-fashioned, not Amazonian.

[irredeemed_ant]

Oh absolutely. If I wasn't conviniced that the Cap in my universe and Sharon are pretty much perfect together and they weren't dating I might have tried to ask her out myself. Yeah muns vary in their willingness to have you throw yourself at numerous people.

Thanks, I do my best. Ah, fair enough. So does that mean I can ask you out anyway? Sorry if I am a little persistent. I'm probably rather impulsive when it comes to women.

[just_a_guy]

[She's quiet for a second, pondering the situation and the question...and in the end, she just quirks her lips up in that slightly goofy smile of hers and shrugs.]

Well, I supposed that depends on how you'd ask.

[She's an old fashioned girl, Eric. You sure you're up for this?]

[irredeemed_ant]

[It's quite strange seeing that smile on her since Steve occasionally gives it, though Eric sees Cap more as the leader than a possible date option.]

Well, thinking about it, you're basically a Forties Girl, so that means something glamourous. Or something distinctively American. So maybe either a baseball game, a nice resturant or a trip to the pictures. I don't know if there's a drivethrough nearby but then we do have those fancy Quinjets to go anyway, right?

Alternatively I can do the unthinkable and ask you what you would like to do on a date.

[Probably not, but he's willing to screw up. Wouldn't be the first time and she's attractive.]

[blueherring]

You just said the women are hooot.
Don't you wanna be hottt?

[Oh man, she's teasing you.]

[irredeemed_ant]

[Well her smile is infectious at least.]

Women are hot, yes. That doesn't mean I would want to think there's a female version of me running about. I'd probably fancy her and that's wrong on soooooooo many levels.

[blueherring]

Ohoho man. True. That's a good point.
But you know what?

I'm willing to bet there's probably already like... seven female you's running around here somewhere..

[irredeemed_ant]

Really.

Well that would one kooky orgy, wouldn't it?

Anyway, I'm Eric. As opposed to Erin or Erica if you've met any of the other me's.

[blueherring]

[Oh man. She bursted out in laughter at the thought of him and 7 girls. She'd be trying her best to stifle her laughs by covering her mouth as one hand extended out in greeting.]

Pffthahaha! If Kooky's the word you wanna use.
I'm... I'm Kat. Katherine if you want to be fancy with me, but whatever you like you can call me.

I can't imagine what it'd be like to be a guy. No boobs I guess.
Your girl self also probably wouldn't have those sweet sideburns you've got.

[Because she HAS to point them out. She's a sucker for red hair and sideburns.]

[irredeemed_ant]

[Well fantasy is less cluttered than reality, and Eric would probably opt out of sexy time with seven female versions of himself and go for the lady Avengers - Black Widow, Wasp, Scarlet Witch, Captain Marvel, Spider Woman, She Hulk and Valkyre, probably. He grins at her at he shakes her hand politely.]

Other me's sound kooky to me. Kat, lovely to meet you, seems like you share my particular sense of humour. And in such an attractive girl too.

No boobs, just a penis, which I would imagine in your case would feel very weird. You get to go to the bathroom quicker though, that's a plus. Thanks, I'm glad you like them.

[stephrogers]

Can the world even take that?

[irredeemed_ant]

A hot female version of me? Perving on all those unsuspecting dudes and... probably being rather tom boyish, I guess.

[stephrogers]

[she shakes her head a little]

That's like a female version of Tony.

[irredeemed_ant]

...crap it is.

How does he get away with it? If you took away the cash and the charisma ad the hot secretary he would basically be me.

[stephrogers]

[she gives him a look]

She's not just a hot secretary. Miss Potts has a name.

[irredeemed_ant]

I know, and I'm sure Pepper's great at that and being a CEO and stuff, but she's still hot.

You're certainly that way too, Steph.

[stephrogers]

I don't think I"m CEO material, Eric.

[she still doesn't like how he referred to Miss Potts]

[irredeemed_ant]

I meant that you're good at your job, which in your cases involves beating up bad guys.

[stephrogers]

Then yes, we're both very good at our jobs. You would still be good at yours as a woman.