Voicetesting | Simon Says...

[jailbirdprosecutor]

... I refuse.

There are matters of far greater precedence that require my attention. I will not have you squander my time with such petty games. Furthermore, it has already become abundantly clear that your own schedule will not allow for tomfoolery either.

It is best to leave chained dogs lie.

[Mun wonders if perhaps Simon means "tethered birds", which instantly causes his face to turn from default frustration to Menacing Death Glare^(tm). He reaches down by his side as if he's about to draw a sword.]

SILENCE! Cease your outrageous jabbering! If I hear another quip about birds out of you, I will strike you down with my blade!

[Aww, don't be like that, Simon. It may be hard to swallow, but mun has a whole flock of bird jokes ready to take flight and each one is a hoot.]

......Tch.

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[jailbirdprosecutor]

[No- no. No no no not as planned...! Simon tries to back away, but sadly, there's no way to avoid the enormous bear hug. He can't even properly fight back with his hands, as they're still shackled together. All he can really do is become completely rigid in Fulbright's grip, jaws clenched and eyes wide.]

Augh! Release me, you damned fool! Are you a grown man or are you a child?!

[thefaceofjustice]

[Places him back on his feet.]

Sorry! It's just sad to see our partnership in justice come to a close so soon.

[jailbirdprosecutor]

[Partnership? More like ownership, though at times it's hard to tell just who is keeping who in check. Simon certainly wouldn't miss that aspect if their partnership actually were to come to an end.

He takes a step back as soon as he's able, brushing his hands down the front of his jacket. Ewww, Fool Bright cooties.]

Sadness is merely another part of life that we all must accept. Any attempt to retaliate would be nothing more than an illusion.

[thefaceofjustice]

Ah, well if you're sad too, I can try cheering you up before we part ways.

[jailbirdprosecutor]

Fool Bright. I would sooner impale myself on my own blade than allow myself to grieve over losing the likes of you.

[thefaceofjustice]

You shouldn't bottle feelings up like that, it's not healthy!

[Shh no irony here noooo no no.]

[jailbirdprosecutor]

You misunderstand. I have allowed my feelings for you to reign free from the very first day. I abhor you and see very little reason to keep that a secret.

[...Okay, that's not entirely truthful, but admitting that his handler isn't half as bad as Simon pretends he is would only make things troublesome. Convicted felons who are due to be executed would care very little for their chaperones.]