Voicetesting | Simon Says...

[jailbirdprosecutor]

... I refuse.

There are matters of far greater precedence that require my attention. I will not have you squander my time with such petty games. Furthermore, it has already become abundantly clear that your own schedule will not allow for tomfoolery either.

It is best to leave chained dogs lie.

[Mun wonders if perhaps Simon means "tethered birds", which instantly causes his face to turn from default frustration to Menacing Death Glare^(tm). He reaches down by his side as if he's about to draw a sword.]

SILENCE! Cease your outrageous jabbering! If I hear another quip about birds out of you, I will strike you down with my blade!

[Aww, don't be like that, Simon. It may be hard to swallow, but mun has a whole flock of bird jokes ready to take flight and each one is a hoot.]

......Tch.

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[disarmingsmile]

[Odd? Nothing odd about blades. Blades are great.]

I see. Is it a hobby, or something, ah... deeper than that?

[jailbirdprosecutor]

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One might say it is a hobby that got out of hand. [He smirks in a rather shameless manner and as he rubs at his chin, the shackles around his wrists jangle ominously.]

[disarmingsmile]

... Ah. Perhaps you shouldn't have focused so much on your blade skills? Stealth is of the utmost importance, too.

[jailbirdprosecutor]

So it is. However, it is said that experience teaches wisdom. Needless to say, I will take greater care next time.

[Not that there'll ever be a 'next time'. Technically, there wasn't even a first time, but he doesn't need other people to know that.]

[disarmingsmile]

Next time? Do you intend to escape?

[jailbirdprosecutor]

Perhaps. Or perhaps I intend to strike from within.

[Both notions are baloney, but he likes to throw people into doubt.]

[disarmingsmile]

To what end?

[jailbirdprosecutor]

That's a rather presumptuous question, wouldn't you say? To have an end would imply that I would already be planning such a thing.

[disarmingsmile]

Well, the way you had phrased it, I simply assumed...

[jailbirdprosecutor]

Then, for your sake, I should hope that next time you will think twice before assuming.

[Because you know what they say about assumptions, even Simon was purposely implying things.]

[disarmingsmile]

Yes, sir.

[HIS MENTOR HAS WARNED HIM ABOUT ASSUMPTIONS.]