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[humanities_strongest]

There may not be titans there but I will stick this blade up someone's ass if they start singing 'unbirthday' to me.

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[odangobunny]

'Unbirthday?'

[humanities_strongest]

I'm not singing it if that's what you are expecting.

[odangobunny]

[Grouchy.]No, but what it is it exactly?

[humanities_strongest]

Alice and whatever the fuck.

[That is the exact title, yes.]

[odangobunny]

Eh?! So strange.

Yes, he's totally leading into it.

[hawkingisabastard]

To who?

oh no

[humanities_strongest]

[He glances around for a moment.]

Are you talking to me, tin can?

Re: oh no

[hawkingisabastard]

Yes you. A very merry unbirthday to you!

[humanities_strongest]

What the hell did I just finish talking about?

[Are you deaf?]

[hawkingisabastard]

I figured it'd take you too long to pull the hilt out of yours for you to actually follow through on that threat.

Why hallo thar

[humanities_greatest]

You think that's the worst you'll encounter? I'm hope the reason behind that is not some incompetence to read.

oh my hello

[humanities_strongest]

The reason is simple: I don't sing.

[humanities_greatest]

I was referring to your situation in general but if you insist on the subject...

[She isn't singing either. You shove things up their asses and she'll shoot them if they get up. Good?]

Your methods are far more vulgar then my own but the feeling is mutual.

[humanities_strongest]

It's a threat. They're vulgar.

[At least all of his are.]

I'm not going to make it something they enjoy- unless they're into some kinky shit.

[ranthatbitchover]

TITANS, YOU SAY??

Zeus be damned, how did they escape their prison beneath Olympus??

And what is this 'unbirthday' of which you speak? Birthdays are just that - days of our birth...does an 'unbirthday' require you to crawl back inside your mother and be done with your life?

[humanities_strongest]

[This fucking giant is speaking in tongues to him. What.]

What the hell are you talking about?

[But that last thing is funny, he will admit that.]

[ranthatbitchover]

You speak of the Titans - the great enemies of the Olympians who threatened to turn the world upside down. They nearly conquered the great kingdom of Olympus! But Zeus brought them down with his lightning!

So you see, Titans are no match for CONQUERORS!!

Thus, they would be no match for me - ISKANDAR, KING OF CONQUERORS!

[humanities_strongest]

I speak of titans. The mortal enemies of humanity itself. I don't know the fuck a Olympian is, but we aren't on the same page here.

[So much yelling.]

Why are you so fucking loud? I am standing right in front of you.

[lifewithnoconsequence]

An unbirthday?

[humanities_strongest]

It's dumb as hell and if you don't know what it is then you are the lucky one.

[lifewithnoconsequence]

A person is unlucky if they don't know something.

[titanocidal]

Hypothetically speaking, Captain... let's say someone found out when your actual birthday was.

When that time of the year comes around, you uh. Wouldn't be that level of upset with them if they tried singing the 'normal' birthday song to you, right?

[humanities_strongest]

[He is giving you such a look right now.

What the hell, Jaeger.]

Stop fucking around the hypothetical bush. I'm gonna be generous and tell you right now: don't.

[titanocidal]

[Erk-!]

Yes, sir!

[Maybe if he's feeling brave enough, he'll just leave him an anonymous present then. Crap. What sort of gift do you buy a man like Captain Levi? Cleaning supplies? height increasing shoe lifts?]

Is it that you just don't like celebrating your birthday, or...?

[humanities_strongest]

[Get him some Windex and he will be happy.]

Getting old just means one thing; it gets harder to shit. It's just another day, why should I care?