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[humanities_strongest]

There may not be titans there but I will stick this blade up someone's ass if they start singing 'unbirthday' to me.

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[odangobunny]

'Unbirthday?'

[humanities_strongest]

I'm not singing it if that's what you are expecting.

[odangobunny]

[Grouchy.]No, but what it is it exactly?

[humanities_strongest]

Alice and whatever the fuck.

[That is the exact title, yes.]

[odangobunny]

Eh?! So strange.

[humanities_strongest]

Yeah. Someone was suffering brain damage when they wrote that.

[odangobunny]

[She smiles. Trying to make you smile, Levi.] Cheer up! Perhaps you won't have to sing it at all!

[humanities_strongest]

[You have a long way before that happens, Usagi.]

I'm not going to sing it.

[At all.]

[odangobunny]

[Still going to try anyway.]

Exactly! Remain strong and resilient!

[Usagi imitates Levi's facial expression.]

[humanities_strongest]

[Teenage girl why. He doesn't want anything to do with you.

Shoo.]

Resilience has jack shit to do with it.

[odangobunny]

[Tears form in her eyes.]

Why are you so cruel?

[humanities_strongest]

[Well...that's a new record for making someone cry.]

If you think that's cruel then I suggest you leave now, because it isn't getting rosier.

[odangobunny]

But why? Why be so cruel? You can answer that, can you?

[humanities_strongest]

I'm not being cruel, so no I can't.

[You should ask Eren if you wanna know how he is when he is cruel.]

[odangobunny]

Still...[She looks at him; tears still in her eyes.]

You could be nicer.

[humanities_strongest]

And you could be less annoying.

[THIS IS NICE FOR HIM.

That's the sad part.]

[odangobunny]

[The tears fall down her cheeks. Now you've gone and done it, Levi.]

I'm not annoying.

[humanities_strongest]

[NEW RECORD!]

You say that while crying in front of a stranger.

[That's pretty annoying.]

[odangobunny]

[Her sobs become louder.

AND LOUDER.]

Yes, he's totally leading into it.

[hawkingisabastard]

To who?

[humanities_strongest]

[Wow, damn. This is uh...what.

Yeah he wants nothing to do with this now. So excuse him as he exits stage left.]

oh no

[humanities_strongest]

[He glances around for a moment.]

Are you talking to me, tin can?

[odangobunny]

[Usagi stops crying for a moment.]

Hey! You! Come back!

Re: oh no

[hawkingisabastard]

Yes you. A very merry unbirthday to you!

[humanities_strongest]

[Nope nope nope.

Ignore.]