You don't have a single fucking clue what he was to me.
Look, I get you probably have a ton of reasons to hate his guts. Lots of people do! But don't talk about him like that in front of me. Yeah, I'd rather have him. I don't even know you.
No. Going to have a weirdo who wants to kill the minion of darkness joining us.
... And if it were you, I wouldn't want to get too close to some alternate version either. Pitch would be jealous, but you'd probably just get your self-esteem wrecked or something. "Vriska loves that other not-me more!"
If it were you you, without your memories-- like with another player or something-- it'd maybe be different. Maybe.
[Awkwardly scratching his neck, Zell ponders all the terrible ways it could go. Maybe it's some kind of older cooler version with crazy battlescars and sunglasses, or some weirdo who works in a crazy dimension where Garden is an elite maid cafe. ...or worse... what if it's his crybaby younger self. That emotional wreck would be eaten ALIVE in Adstring.
His features contort in a grimace.] An alternate me? Love, don't suggest shit like that. My muns a sadist.
[A great sigh of relief escapes him. The Pokemon Journey was amazing, but his heart could only take so much.] Oh great, then they can go have fun with that. Just gotta hope their original self doesn't get too antsy hidin' in the back. [Curiosity is hard.] ...so who is it, anyway?
I've been alright. Got to get a cool pet in some weird dimension called a blitzle an' I think it's like my spirit animal or somethin'
It's Pitch. So I guess if you guys were still in the city, you'd probably be kind of relieved. You know, having his nice-guy alternate around or whatever.
So you're happy and stuff? And not dead? I know a ton of people who die or might die when they leave.
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Look, I'm sure you're an okay guy and all, I just wish it weren't you.
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Look, I get you probably have a ton of reasons to hate his guts. Lots of people do! But don't talk about him like that in front of me. Yeah, I'd rather have him. I don't even know you.
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... Am I a human where you are?
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No idea how human Serket is doing though. I luckily never ran into her in the program.
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Might need to get these two together in threads. He'd have a high tolerance for Vriska's shenanigans
ffff and that takes a lot of tolerance too
As long as murder is low on her to do list he'd let a lot of things go xD
/looks at her bodycount in canon...
He would ignore home world body count in favor of a clean slate. Partly selfishly
yesss she loves people who will ignore her faults ::::)
Pretty much really. Until he can't ignore it like if she's hurting someone again.
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Hanna ;_:
First things first, she's going to just throw herself towards him in lieu of answering. Hannaaaaa.]
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Going to have a minion of darkness joining you again?
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... And if it were you, I wouldn't want to get too close to some alternate version either. Pitch would be jealous, but you'd probably just get your self-esteem wrecked or something. "Vriska loves that other not-me more!"
If it were you you, without your memories-- like with another player or something-- it'd maybe be different. Maybe.
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His features contort in a grimace.] An alternate me? Love, don't suggest shit like that. My muns a sadist.
And uh... hey.
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... Hey. You been doing okay?
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I've been alright. Got to get a cool pet in some weird dimension called a blitzle an' I think it's like my spirit animal or somethin'
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So you're happy and stuff? And not dead? I know a ton of people who die or might die when they leave.
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