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[beary_bad_puns]

Bear with me, Sensei, my memory's a little fuzzy, but I'll try to get my bearings!

Tee-hee~!

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crashing and burning in 3...

[getknit]

Ain't it always a little fuzzy?

[beary_bad_puns]

Oh Kanji~! You always notice my fuzzy fur!

[getknit]

What're you tryin' to say?! I don't pay attention to that kinda crap!

[Lies.]

[tossed_salad]

Well, caller, they say that eighty percent of success is showing up! We all feel a little rusty when we're out of practice, it's bound to happen to even the best of us. The important thing is-

[ The radio cuts to a commercial before Frasier can even begin his long dry speech about the importance of persistence filled with several extensive and foreign quotes. ]

[beary_bad_puns]

......Huh? Did I miss something?

[tossed_salad]

I'm terribly sorry, thank my elegant producer Roz for that interruption. Now where were we?

[ What followed was a slightly shorter, but equally as boring lecture about the strength of dedication to one's craft. He ended with a barely understandable joke, at which he chuckled heartily. ]

Ahhh. Well I hope that about helps!

[ He grinned at his desk, trying to remember if Teddie even asked a question or had a problem. ]

[shiroganeheir]

Oh, Teddie. I'm sure you'll find your way. You always do.

[beary_bad_puns]

As long as there's a hot stud waiting on the other end, Teddie'll be there! [Point missed. Point always missed.]

[shiroganeheir]

I would not know about that. No one can see the end of the road, but keep that optimism. We need more of that.

[commandertightpants]

Don't be unbearable to your mun.

[beary_bad_puns]

But she likes it!


...I think.

[commandertightpants]

You think? What if she hates them? Then she won't bear to see you out.

[earlofphantoms]

I can't bear your puns.

[beary_bad_puns]

How grizzly of you! I'll have you know my jokes are the bear-y best!

[now_i_know]

[She wants to look irritated, but the truth is her smile is wiiide at Teddie's voice.]

Again with the puns, eh? You don't ever get tired of them, do yahs?

[beary_bad_puns]

Of course I don't! But who could ever be tired of a great wit like mine!

[pitythefool]

Man, good thing you're not a polar bear. Otherwise, you'd be on pretty thin ice with your mun.

1/2

[beary_bad_puns]

Tee-hee. Polar bear, thin ice! That's pretty--

2/2

[beary_bad_puns]

HEY! I ain't laughing at your jokes, jerkwad!

[goodanswer]

[groan.]

[beary_bad_puns]

[Imitates the groan, smiling.]

[leaderly]

[As ridiculous as Teddie's puns were, he always found himself smiling at them--or at least laughing at the other's exasperation with them.]

It doesn't sound like you're too off your game.

[beary_bad_puns]

[Could those expertly trained eyes be deceiving him or was it--?]

Sensei! [Squeak squeak squeak squeak--And that would be the sound of one tiny bear launching himself at his human, wrapping his stubby arms around him (just as best as he can).] You came back, Sensei!

[arethebettermen]

I have to say, my mun is very pleased to see you.

And I have told her I refuse to make a bear pun at your expense. It has left her more than a little disappointed, but, I felt as if it best belonged to a professional.

[beary_bad_puns]

[SORRY CHARLES, DISTRACTION FIRST] Woah! If I had a chair with wheels, I wouldn't ever need to walk anywhere again! I'd just roll in style! What a cool guy!