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[beary_bad_puns]

Bear with me, Sensei, my memory's a little fuzzy, but I'll try to get my bearings!

Tee-hee~!

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crashing and burning in 3...

[getknit]

Ain't it always a little fuzzy?

[beary_bad_puns]

Oh Kanji~! You always notice my fuzzy fur!

[getknit]

What're you tryin' to say?! I don't pay attention to that kinda crap!

[Lies.]

[beary_bad_puns]

No need to play hard to get, baby~. I knew you were always after my fuzz!

[tossed_salad]

Well, caller, they say that eighty percent of success is showing up! We all feel a little rusty when we're out of practice, it's bound to happen to even the best of us. The important thing is-

[ The radio cuts to a commercial before Frasier can even begin his long dry speech about the importance of persistence filled with several extensive and foreign quotes. ]

[beary_bad_puns]

......Huh? Did I miss something?

[shiroganeheir]

Oh, Teddie. I'm sure you'll find your way. You always do.

[getknit]

Wha-- I-- You-- SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

[beary_bad_puns]

As long as there's a hot stud waiting on the other end, Teddie'll be there! [Point missed. Point always missed.]

[shiroganeheir]

I would not know about that. No one can see the end of the road, but keep that optimism. We need more of that.

[beary_bad_puns]

[BEAR HEAD POPS OFF. HUMAN HEAD POPS OUT.]

The Essence of True Manliness~! [sparklesparkle]

A battle for love! A battle for romance! A battle for---[awkward stomach rumblings]

[beary_bad_puns]

You can count on me, Naoto-Chan! Your very own Teddie won't let you down! This bear still has a thing or two to prove! Raaawr~!

[getknit]

[What. What. What is the furball going on about oh god--]

Cut it out, dumbass! It ain't like that--did you growl at me?!

[beary_bad_puns]

[Teddie hurls himself at Kanji, slumping against him.]

This bear-utiful body needs nourishment! Quick! Feed me, Kanji! Before I wilt!

[getknit]

[Maybe if he doesn't move Teddie will go away.]

I don't have any food, you dumb bear. Get offa me already!

[beary_bad_puns]

[like that's ever worked before]

KAAAAAAANJJIIIIIIIIIIII-- [Shoulders drooping as the bear-boy slides down slowly towards the ground with an unbalanced sway, pathetically whining the entire way.] But I'm huuuungry!

[tossed_salad]

I'm terribly sorry, thank my elegant producer Roz for that interruption. Now where were we?

[ What followed was a slightly shorter, but equally as boring lecture about the strength of dedication to one's craft. He ended with a barely understandable joke, at which he chuckled heartily. ]

Ahhh. Well I hope that about helps!

[ He grinned at his desk, trying to remember if Teddie even asked a question or had a problem. ]

[getknit]

[Gah. Kanji hauls him back to his feet by the back of his shirt.]

Yeah, well, it's not like we can just walk on down to Junes, is it? You're just gonna have to deal. Or whine to your mun about it. Either way, it ain't my problem!

[commandertightpants]

Don't be unbearable to your mun.

[earlofphantoms]

I can't bear your puns.

[shiroganeheir]

[She smiles fondly at him.]

I have nothing but confidence in you, Teddie. We can't do this without you.

[now_i_know]

[She wants to look irritated, but the truth is her smile is wiiide at Teddie's voice.]

Again with the puns, eh? You don't ever get tired of them, do yahs?

[pitythefool]

Man, good thing you're not a polar bear. Otherwise, you'd be on pretty thin ice with your mun.

[goodanswer]

[groan.]

[beary_bad_puns]

Huff! [Well fine then YA BIG MEANY. But you owe Teddie a topsicle later.

The bear straightens, seemingly just fine after his brush with death.]

So rude, Kanji! And here I was bearing my soul to you!