Voice Test. Canon is the Batman '66 comic. (And the old television series too.)

[feline_felon]

Mmm, Cat-mun. It's absolutely cataclysmic that you haven't found a place for me yet. There are only so many catnaps a woman can take before she wants to be out and about, thieving shopping for jewels and causing chaos. Besides, this is the purrfect chance for us to find a place that might have a certain Caped Crusader.

Without his annoying, holy-this and holy-that Boy Blunder.

Come on, Cat-mun. My claws are dipped in my special catatonic and I'm itching for some fun. Let's not waste any more time.

Comments

[irredeemed_ant]

Huh.

So you have things in all the right places there. You're like if Black Cat went all... Sixties Go Go. With Puns, apparently.

Sadly I'm a super hero so I suppose if you're one of the bad types I'm probably meant to bring you in or something.

[feline_felon]

How about "or something?" I'm not a bad guy, per se. Just misunderstood. Really. So I like to steal pretty cat-things from museums for my own private collection.

Is that really so wrong?

[irredeemed_ant]

Speaking as someone who was kind of a villain for about five minutes?

...probably. Guess it depends on how expensive the 'cat things' happen to be. What if the people in the museums go out of business or something because you stole their awesome cat stuff?

[holysidekick]

You're a fine one to talk about being repetitive, Miss Cat-This and Cat-That.

I've only seen Batman here a couple of times, although The Riddler makes more appearances.

[feline_felon]

It's not just about being repetitive, Robin. It's about being so nauseatingly good. Batman would be so much more fun if you weren't around. It's why I offer to have you killed, time and again.

Purrhaps you'll take me up on that offer this time?

[holysidekick]

You insult Batman by suggesting that he would turn evil if I weren't around. He's much stronger than you give him credit for. What I can't understand is why he always gives YOU credit for possibly changing your ways when it's obvious you revel in them.

And the only offer you'll get from me, Catwoman, is to escort you back to Gotham Penitentiary.

oh hai

[i_am_vengeance]

[Huh.

This probably isn't the Caped Crusader she's looking for.]

Some things really do never change.

[He has prior experience with alternate selves.]

HALLO THAR!

[feline_felon]

[No, certainly not her Batman. But the barrel chest, the bulging biceps? Catwoman likes!]

Meow, Batman. Some things don't but...some things certainly do.

Have you joined a new gym lately, or are you just happy to have me cross your path?

[i_am_vengeance]

[Don't forget the voice that is somehow gravelly and smooth as heck all at once.]

Not lately, [he won't say anything about being happy about it, but he's rarely particularly unhappy to cross paths with Selina Kyle either] but considering the way this place works, I'm probably not the same Batman you know.

[inmateincharge]

Well, you're certainly an improvement over the Catwoman that I'm used to. Got a better sense of humour, at any rate. [What can he say? He appreciates a good pun. Or even a bad one.]

[feline_felon]

I'm an improvement over almost everything, Clown Prince.

[It's true. She's the queen of crime and bad puns.]

Although you seem...different.

[inmateincharge]

Of course! I try to change things up every so often - helps keep the act fresh, you see. Plus, there's that whole "alternate universes" mumbo-jumbo, but that's not important.

[arkhamscoldest]

You seem... different from the Miss Kyle I am familar with. Less... provocative.

It may be something of an improvement.

[feline_felon]

Thank you.

Though I haven't yet had the displeasure of coming across any other Catwomen.

Though I have heard of another one running around Gotham City.

[arkhamscoldest]

Your thanks are noted, Miss Kyle. They appear to be highly variable in personality, though the majority have a fixed romantic attachment to the Batman. The parallel is certainly intriguing.

Tell me, what do you know if anything of my couterpart on your world? Some versions of me appear to be highly...idiotic.

Mun adores this version of Catwoman

[sable_cloak]

One does not necessary require a place to find what suits your interests.

Thank you! Mun grew up with this version of Catwoman, No one's been able to hold a candle to her.

[feline_felon]

Oh? Then what does one require? Curious cats would like to know.

[ex_lusted501]

Mmm, what do you know. I still look great.

[ what's upppppp. selina's collar is still up, covering half of her face. ]

[feline_felon]

[Catwoman blinks and tilts her head. Sure, the face is hidden, but there's those ears, and the shape of those goggles.]

Mmm. I still look purrrfect.

I apologize. He's kind of an asshole. It's just canon.

[son_of_talia]

Stay away from Batman, harlot.

[His mom is the only woman allowed to be interested in his father, damn it!]

It's okay. Catwoman's always had difficult relationships with Robins. Little cockblockers, they are.

[feline_felon]

No.

[And here, she brandishes her cat-o-nine-tails.]

And that's no way to talk to a lady, kitten.

[arach_nerd]

Those puns might be more painful than the claws.

[feline_felon]

Mmm. Let's test that theory.

Have a young!Bruce. (Also, eee! Catwoman!)

[anotherbatidea]

You know, with everything I've heard about Robin, I'm starting to wonder if this isn't some large scale prank. I haven't been at this long but I can't imagine taking up someone like that for a partner.

Not that I'm not flattered, but please tell me we're around the same age in your universe. [Being this age makes all of his love interests older. It reeks of Freudian issues either way he swings at this point.]

Re: Have a young!Bruce. (Also, eee! Catwoman!)

[feline_felon]

[She's staring at you for a long moment, Bruce.]

If I didn't know better, Batman, I'd have thought you were Robin. You seem to be his age.