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Mr. Wrench ([personal profile] mr_wrench) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2014-05-30 04:00 pm

I probably shouldn't have made this journal but eh. Canon is "Fargo" (FX).

I don't think you know what you're doing. Wouldn't think you could "be" me. What's the point?
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[personal profile] smythe 2014-05-31 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think any of our mundanes know what they are doing.
jeez: (013.)

LAUGHS AND SLIDES OVER HERE

[personal profile] jeez 2014-06-02 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
These folks have a funny sorta way of thinkin', is my guess.
jeez: (002.)

i was just wishing for this the other day :')

[personal profile] jeez 2014-06-02 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[And Bill squints at the paper, promptly making an embarrassed face.]

Oh. Ah — sorry. [More slowly, as if that'll help:] Sor-ry.

[Oh, wait. Hang on a sec. After fishing out his notepad from a rear pocket, Bill writes:] Sorry. My mistake.

[There!]
Edited 2014-06-02 00:43 (UTC)
jeez: (010.)

nooo i mean this specifically! a wrench or a numbers. i'm so glad.

[personal profile] jeez 2014-06-02 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a whole lot someone can do with "sorry," okay? Apologies are important. Just give Bill a sec to realize what it is he's supposed to do now, and —

Okay.

Looking apologetic once more, he writes on the same page:]
I think the people around here are a bit off. In the head I mean.
jeez: (005.)

♥!

[personal profile] jeez 2014-06-02 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Somewhere in the back of his mind, Bill can hear Molly going on about some deaf fella, but then he realizes that's — uh, politically incorrect, probably. Of course there's more than one deaf fella in the wold world. Jeez.

He turns to a new page, a little unnerved by the staring.]


Does yours have plans for you?
jeez: (014.)

[personal profile] jeez 2014-06-02 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Mine neither. I heard something about superheroes a few times, but

[He'll just leave it at that, actually. The "but" is probably obvious.

Being a cop is one thing, but...]
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[personal profile] jeez 2014-06-02 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Also outer space. That seems to be a popular thing right now.

[It's at this point that Bill looks at the other man with the same look on his face. He doesn't get it, either.]
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[personal profile] jeez 2014-06-02 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Spot-on assumption, friend. Bill smiles.]

Mine says she's sent people there before. You got kids you want to bring with?
jeez: (012.)

[personal profile] jeez 2014-06-02 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[And onto a fresh page...]

How many?
jeez: (014.)

[personal profile] jeez 2014-06-02 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[...that's definitely not what Bill asked. Not at all. He frowns, caught somewhere between looking offended and confused, and it's with the latter expression that he stares at Mr. Wrench without writing anything down.

???]
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[personal profile] jeez 2014-06-02 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Bill might not know ASL, but he gets the jist of what that sign means.

With a scowl, he writes:]
That's awfully rude and uncalled for.
jeez: (011.)

[personal profile] jeez 2014-06-02 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT IS SUCH AN OFFENSIVE QUESTION MAN WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE POKING AT FRESH WOUNDS LIKE THIS C'MON]

The previous one was murdered.

[That probably won't help his case, but maybe it'll make the guy re-think his complete lack of tact!!!]
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[personal profile] jeez 2014-06-02 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Never in my decades of service on the force have I

[The fact that he has to turn onto a new page probably loses some of the angry effect, but his handwriting sure looks a little shaky.

And this whole thing suddenly seems absurd, but — whatever.]


discharged my weapon and hit anything other than what I was trying to hit!

[that's probably a load of crap though let's be real]
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[personal profile] jeez 2014-06-02 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[That stare is so disturbing that Bill, momentarily, forgets his manners and speaks instead of writing.]

Wouldja stop starin' at me like that?!
jeez: (008.)

[personal profile] jeez 2014-06-02 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Ugh.

Bill should probably just leave, right?

But before he goes:]
I don't know where you come from that people talk like that to others, but it's darn rude and I don't appreciate it.

[THAT'LL SHOW HIM.]
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[personal profile] jeez 2014-06-02 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, well.

At least Bill's not the one with the ugly jacket.

Not that he's gonna say that, because he has a feeling this guy is the type to punch people in the face whether or not they're wearing a policeman's uniform. And much as he'd like an excuse to arrest him, he also... doesn't want to be punched in the face...

So.

That's that, then.]
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I'm...very late. But this journal is way too good to pass up.

[personal profile] sliceofapple 2014-06-25 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
Seems like you've got a fan.

[ Now there's a face he didn't expect to see. ]
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[personal profile] sliceofapple 2014-06-25 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He has some vague idea of what the signs might suggest. Either way, he's not particularly keen on catering to one deaf hitman at the moment; no, he's not even in the mood for writing. Anything they have to say to each other that really matters, besides jawing and bullshitting, well, there's no words needed for that.

Doesn't mean he can't tease the guy a while.
]

Might as well enjoy the ride. Hey, maybe that partner of yours will pop up-- you can sew him back up good as new.
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[personal profile] sliceofapple 2014-06-25 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He doesn't move, a tug at the corner of his lips still suggesting a smile. Let the guy come, better than wasting any of his own breath. There's just one small, quick movement that a well-trained pair of eyes would be able to catch, a quick draw from his pockets produces a blade that would run Wrench through if he thinks body slamming is an ample solution to this score. ]
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[personal profile] sliceofapple 2014-06-25 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Some people crave affection, some justification of their existence...Lorne lives for the very look Wrench currently has on his face. That make him feel a little more generous. ]

Around here, some of the dead walk around like nothing ever happened to 'em. Same goes for killing, sometimes people stay down, sometimes you see 'em the very next week. It's all chance, or whatever they wanna write.

[ A shrug. He doesn't much understand it either. ]

Guess I'm part of your welcome wagon. Sorry I forgot the muffin basket.
sliceofapple: (Default)

Damnit, I KNEW it. Bad Lorne. :c

[personal profile] sliceofapple 2014-06-25 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's the logical thing to ask, what he assumes Wrench is asking anyway. ]

Maybe I'm better at my job. Maybe he's having a hell of a time singing "Amazing Grace" in the Heavenly choir. Couldn't tell you.
sliceofapple: (Default)

No hitmen potluck today, it looks like.

[personal profile] sliceofapple 2014-06-25 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ No such luck. Lorne watches for a few seconds, not so much trying to deduce anything as appreciating the conviction of the gestures. The interest doesn't last, and he pockets his knife, changing it out for cigarettes and a lighter. ]

You oughta write a book with that mouthful.
sliceofapple: (Default)

Excellent. I...wouldn't trust anything Lorne brings. Or ask where he got it from.

[personal profile] sliceofapple 2014-06-25 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That gesture is unmistakable and frankly Malvo likes the promise of it.

Playing ignorant, he extends the pack as if offering a smoke to the other man.
]
sliceofapple: (Default)

Totally not sketchy.

[personal profile] sliceofapple 2014-06-25 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He can't say he expected the guy to bite, his discipline and loyalty to his partner is almost commendable-- if this were the boy scouts. Another shrug and he tucks them away into his pocket, standing aloof now and enjoying his cigarette. ]

What's yours gonna do with you?
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[personal profile] sliceofapple 2014-07-03 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Stare all you like, Wrench. As long as you're not crowding him, he's got no issues with you. There's a knowing smile just before he snuffs out the cigarette with disinterest, flicking the remnants in Wrench's direction. ]

See you around, hoss.

[ He gives a brief wave to accentuate his departure, curious if the other man will honor his promise. There's nothing more disappointing in this world than empty threats. ]