Canon is The Covenant

[eldestborn]

The story of my life is not gay porn. Stop calling it that. It was an important time wherein I was trying to save my life, and keep my power in the process. Get over boys in swim trunks and get on with your life.


...

And I didn't "get off" on that punch. You think anyone bearing this face gets hard over pain. Trust me. I've seen the shit you've looked at with the guy with the metal arm.

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[willyounothing]

[Not awkward, nope.]

My mun thought the same...

[eldestborn]

It's a boy's swim team. What else should be worn?

Why is that what's remembered?

[willyounothing]

Something about a bunch of hot mostly naked guys. Of course my mun also noticed Pogue's shorts were the smallest.

[eldestborn]

Are you saying you didn't notice that?

[willyounothing]

Why would I notice that?

[cap]

I'd ask what you've heard about the guy with the metal arm, but judging from what else you've said, I'm not sure I really want to know.

[eldestborn]

I'll tell you if you want, but trust me. You can't unsee those mental images.

[cap]

Is it really that bad?

[eldestborn]

That entirely depends on what you're into, doesn't it? There was that one spanking fic though. If you're who I think you are, you're apparently handy with a belt.

[cap]

A belt, huh? [ He really ought to know when to quit. Alas, no such luck. ] Name's Steve. Steve Rogers. That who you think I am?

[bluecotton]

Of course you have an issue with gay porn. Which, is the shit by the way. You just hate anything that gives anyone a little bit of pleasure.

[ Whatever Collins, he's just side eyeing you. You might be more powerful but even that can't stop Reid's snark. It's like a superpower all on it's own.]

[eldestborn]

Wait, since when did you take that as having a problem with gay porn? I have a problem with thoughts of sex wherein you are involved. See the difference there?

[There is eye rolling. Lots of it.]

You're reading a lot into my fight for my life. I'm not sure if I should be worry or amused.

Nope. Amused.

[bluecotton]

You were the one talking about how your life isn't gay porn. Oh please, you and I both know you looked when I was lacking a towel and strolling though the steam in the locker rooms. Pretend to complain about me all you want Collins. You know you looked.

[ Confidence. Reid has it. ]

I wasn't reading into anything, just an issue with your wording. [ He's just going to wiggle his fingers a little before chucking.] Though, whatever thoughts you and Caleb might have, I might not want to hear.

[eldestborn]

Course I looked. I didn't know you then. That changes a lot. I didn't say you were hideously deformed, did I?

[Chase wouldn't deny Reid was attractive, but then he opened his mouth and it went away.]

Guess I won't send you the videos then. Shame. I was thinking of making a career of it.

[bluecotton]

I never said you were either. Of course, the whole trying to kill us thing sort of changes things as well.

[ The blonds eyebrows went up at the mention of videos. What a terrible joke.]

The video's of what?

Mun still hasn't seen The Covenant...

[dannydoesknow]

I believe it's called homoeroticism and subtext.

The mun should! It's horrible and wonderful.

[eldestborn]

My mun insists there was no sub in that text.

I bought it ages ago because it looked cool but hadn't watched it yet. Should do it

[dannydoesknow]

So... just plain homoereoctism?

Re: I bought it ages ago because it looked cool but hadn't watched it yet. Should do it

[eldestborn]

​I suppose it should be called that. Between their moments of trying to ensure I die.

Though just because there's some near nudity, and what might be deemed flirtation, as well as that near ki... Okay, I'm just making the mundane's case.

[dannydoesknow]

Only a near kiss? There was a scene with a full on make out session with me and my werewolf Alpha ex-boyfriend.

[rejuvenatingbeta]

I believe that the show where I'm from is famous for shirtless men. So I understand. It's much more than just that.

Now what kind of power are we talking about here?

[eldestborn]

Two guys take off their shirts, and suddenly the mundanes get all kinds of ideas.

Wee bit of magic.

[rejuvenatingbeta]

In my case every male in the main cast except for Stiles has been shirtless at least once in the show. Then there are several locker scenes. Clearly that's enough to cause the Muns to have "ideas".

What kind of magic? I've been trying to get better at my own magic.

[eldestborn]

​They like to set us up for these kinds of attention. It's part of their supposed ratings.

My own are hereditary witchcraft. Yours?

[rejuvenatingbeta]

Same. I got it from an ancestor whom married into the family, generations ago. The issue for me is the lack of knowledge. I've no other choice than trying it out myself and not get killed by it.