I Have Made a Grave Miscalculation

[fukkinawesome]

Hey. Hey mun. Guess what day it is.

It's Deadpoool day.

Hope you like your entire Sunday covered in explosions and organs, because that is literally gonna be this whole day.

Maybe week.

Maybe month.

You're never gonna get rid of me now, nice job buying all those comics, dickweed.

Comments

[irredeemed_ant]

Pretty sure you're gonna make a lotta Jedi types ticked.

I doubt there's ever gonna be an Ant Man day, mind.

[fukkinawesome]

Look, I already pissed off Anikan Skywalker. He's really easy, just steal his saber and talk about how his daughter is banging a smuggler and frenched her twin brother. Also he's a big whiny emo kid so a bad hair day is enough to get his panties in a knot.

Well maybe you should get your mun to read more comics with you. There's gotta be some. I mean, really dude. Seriously.

[irredeemed_ant]

As long as you run into him like that, what if it's the bad ass Dark Lord of the Sith version? Cause Vader is awesome, dude.

I had a year of comics to myself from that guy who writes that zombie comic, then a lotta supporting roles, then some fancy big shot writer though it would be cool to kill me and make me some evil cyborg thingie. Which blows. So yeah, I think my guy's read most of what I'm in.

[fukkinawesome]

Vader is okay, but Anikan can suck my dick. Turns out he passes out just like everyone else when you fill him full of electricity.

Okay. Fine. Point.

But mine are better.

[irredeemed_ant]

Pretty sure anyone would, dude.

You have like a gadzillion more comics than me, man, it's hardly a fair swap.

[fukkinawesome]

Yeah but he was supposed to be space messiah. Too bad for all those anger management issues. And he still sucks.

Yeah. I know. I'm amazing.

[unto_infinity]

...Pretty sure those aren't typical "weekend décor" fare.

[fukkinawesome]

Are now, man up pussy.

[screeches]

[ should she really — w/e!! ]

I can't recall such a day. Your birthday?

[fukkinawesome]

[Aaaaaaaand mental halt. He was doing so well today. Fuck and he's married now.]

Oh. Hey. Uh.

No it's today.