On recent events one's glad to miss | Canon is still ふたなり村

[futamura_neo]

Just think: if you'd gotten me apped and in, I could've been visited there by Pippi, and tôsan and kâsan, and Mekkun and Chicchin. And wouldn't that have been awesome?

Not really. Even if someone had been willing to play them, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want my family subjected to Panem any more than I want to be subjected to it myself. I'm not all that sure the other Tributes are ready for me, come to think of it.

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[futamura_neo]

No, the biggest problem we're having is him finding the energy and the ability to stick to one thing for a length of time.

And ouch! [Hug.] He's only had to rewrite my world once, and that was a canon update after ZMA put out the subtitled version. And even then, it was him rewriting it, not the original director. Heibon-kun was just getting some things cleared up that he'd had to guess at watching it in raw Japanese.

[revvinguptheharley]

Ah yeah, that is a problem isn't it? I mean no one likes a flake right? And it's so hard to find a nice, patient, understanding group. I like to think the kids at thegames are like that though.

Just make sure he holds up his end of the gaming and you'll do fine!

[futamura_neo]

He has one at Milliways, but they still weren't interested in having me around. After he tried me out in their sandboxes, one of the mods contacted him to pass along requests from the other players that I not get into the actual bar because I was creeping them out. She may have been covering for her own skeeved-itude, but I think he understands.

[*nod* In retrospect, letting Amascut give you an andro-gynecological exam right there in the bar skirted the edge of Rule Two.]

9_9 You're lucky I didn't rebel against it sooner. — And I think he can manage. At the very least, he'll let them know when he's about to have spotty internet access.

[revvinguptheharley]

Pffft! OK yeah that was a little bit obvious. I think you can probably be more subtle then that.

It's like...I'm sure the Capitol citizens would want to make a big deal about it but most of the tributes could probably care less. After all we've got more entertaining things to worry about like violent death and torture.

[futamura_neo]

[Néo nods.] Amascut's mun had asked permission for her to do the short-arm inspection, but I don't think heibon-kun realized, when he agreed to it, how clinical it was going to be, or how much it was going to remind me of what my gym teacher did to me in canon.

And yeah, the Capitol citizens will have a field day. The other reason I made this post, besides the ones I spoke up about, was that he was thinking what my exposé would be like. (Besides an excuse for "what's left to expose?" jokes.) 9_9

[revvinguptheharley]

[bursts out laughing]

OK...OK I liked that. That was a good joke.

[futamura_neo]

^_^ Thanks, although he's a lot prouder of it than I am. That's why it took me a while to reply. Well, that and not having much else to say until just now. He's kind of regretting that I may not be there for the Silent Hill Placid Hollow arena.

But at least he understands why I'm hoping not to be there. And we're both glad I'm not mixed up with this Penny person.

[Yeah, that particular overflowing bucket of hilarity is not the sort of thing I have any plans to put you through. *shudders*]

[revvinguptheharley]

Aw no silent hill? Does that mean you won't be around till the next App cycle?

[futamura_neo]

Looks like I won't, though that might depend on how much longer this cycle runs and whether he can get his act together before it ends — assuming it hasn't already, anyway.

[revvinguptheharley]

Yeeeeeeah...about that...

We're full up.

[futamura_neo]

...he's got a sad about that, but I'm actually relieved. It means I don't get thrown into Silent Hill, and he has more time to get my app up to spec. [hug] So no problem here.

[revvinguptheharley]

Yeah, I suppose that's the best attitude to have.

Just do your best, sooner or later you'll be thrust into unimaginable horror. And if you get lonely there's always the hotel.

[futamura_neo]

I'll count the seconds. (And, since we just read your thread in Hanji-hakase's arrival post, hope they don't do an arena with Titans in.) [Speaking of unimaginable horror, over/under on the family members being made part of the fun in Placid Hollow?] >_> You had better be kidding.

Aaaaanyway, we're actually thinking about tagging the high school AU post. With an option for people to AU themselves as futas.

[revvinguptheharley]

Yeah don't worry about that. The family members have already been sent home...[pales] unless they make the family members the zombies which would be horrific.

Anywho, a school for futas sounds like some Japanese teacher's day dream heh!

[futamura_neo]

["No one is told where their Visitors went, only that they are 'safe'." And the fuckery of Silent Hill frequently involves family members.] Opposite of helping, Loomis. [To quote one of my favorite philosophers, every cloud has a smoky gray lining. And, to be honest, now that I think about it, it's a reason I'm not so sad I didn't get you in this go-round.] I can live with that.

Moving right the hell along, it probably is some teacher's daydream. I know it was the daydream of the guy who wrote and directed my canon, or at least enough of that daydream that he spent about one out of four acts there. [I think we'll make it tagger's option whether the school goes by the village undress code.]

[revvinguptheharley]

It's a beautiful world we live in when through the magic of movies, any perverts dreams and kinks can be acted out by young men and women for a quick buck and fifteen seconds of infamy.

...of course if it only takes fifteen seconds maybe they've been in the porn industry too long.

[futamura_neo]

Or just young women. ^_^ (And some not-so-young; the actress who plays my mother was about 43 at the time.)

[I'd have thought that if they only lasted fifteen seconds, they hadn't been in the biz long enough.]