Trying to drag this muse out of his dorm room

[bitchesdontknowthatiknow]

Hey, man.  I appreciate your efforts to spread the word about the feminist conspiracy, I really do.  But I don't think ripping me out from behind enemy lines and dropping me into uncharted territory is going to help our cause.  I've spent years infiltrating Yamaku High - gathering intelligence, watching their movements, drawing up charts and blueprints... and I mean, the puppet show goes without saying.  I'm like Mission: Impossible up in this shit.  Deep undercover, y'know?  So you should just go wherever it is you were thinking about by yourself and send back monthly status updates.  It's the safest way.  Just make sure not to use the phone lines - those bitches from the Student Council already have this whole place wiretapped.  Good luck, soldier.  We're all counting on you.

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[1000_faces]

Humans have so many weapons at their disposal. Not all of them actual weaponry. Isn't this "internet" thing quite the rage now too?

[bitchesdontknowthatiknow]

That thing is full of security holes. Even worse than the cellular networks.

[1000_faces]

...I see...

What if I gave you a little...push in the right direction? A sampling of my own power?

[bitchesdontknowthatiknow]

Yeah? What kind of power are we talking here? Like, optic blast for real?

Kenji TURN AND RUN. D8

[1000_faces]

Child's play.

[bitchesdontknowthatiknow]

And you're not trying to sell me some weird drug or anything, right?