Trying to drag this muse out of his dorm room

[bitchesdontknowthatiknow]

Hey, man.  I appreciate your efforts to spread the word about the feminist conspiracy, I really do.  But I don't think ripping me out from behind enemy lines and dropping me into uncharted territory is going to help our cause.  I've spent years infiltrating Yamaku High - gathering intelligence, watching their movements, drawing up charts and blueprints... and I mean, the puppet show goes without saying.  I'm like Mission: Impossible up in this shit.  Deep undercover, y'know?  So you should just go wherever it is you were thinking about by yourself and send back monthly status updates.  It's the safest way.  Just make sure not to use the phone lines - those bitches from the Student Council already have this whole place wiretapped.  Good luck, soldier.  We're all counting on you.

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[hnnngh]

Getting out might actually do you some good, Kenji. [And make you slightly less insane.

Maybe?

Nah.]

[bitchesdontknowthatiknow]

Are you prepared to hold down the fort at Yamaku? You haven't even looked at any of my charts, you know.

[hnnngh]

I'll have to pass on that. I've already been put somewhere, so I'm not holding any forts. [As much as he would actually like to.]

[bitchesdontknowthatiknow]

Yeah? Good for you. Spreading the message far and wide. So where'd you end up?

[hnnngh]

Uh huh. [He's totally doing that.] I'm at a place called Zodion. It's, uh... interesting, to say the least.

[bitchesdontknowthatiknow]

Maybe I'll come help you out. What are the girls like over there?

[hnnngh]

Uh, I'm fine Kenji. The girls here aren't... too much trouble... ?

I don't need any help, really.

[bitchesdontknowthatiknow]

I've taught you well.

[hnnngh]

Yeah, you sure did, buddy. [Phew.]