dear_mun | (no subject)

But... why would you want to be mean to the Tooth Fairy?

[hey vriska

meet a walking, talking spider boy]

Because she was asking for it.

[... !]

Holy shit. What are you?

Oh.

We are a spider!

What do you mean, we?

We! Spider and me. He tried to eat me a long time ago, but couldn't digest me. I got stuck inside of him, and then we became inseparable. So now we are a spider.

... That is weird as fuck. You know that, right?

We know. That's why we don't have many friends, except for spiders. Spiders understand us.

I think it's really creepy.

[He folds his arms indignantly. The two main ones, not... you know.]

We think you're really rude.

I'm just telling the truth!

What the hell's a "tooth fairy".

She takes your teeth when they fall out, or something. I never asked her about the details.

...But why?

Who knows?

Well, maybe somebody like that needs a bit of a reality check.

... She's not that bad, I guess. I mean, she's actually pretty nice.

Why would you be mean to her, then?

She was talking about Easter, so I told her it was a stupid as shit holiday. That's all.

That's another one of those planet-specific holidays I know nothing about.

What makes it stupid?

Edited 2014-04-22 23:36 (UTC)

... It's complicated.

[damn, girl, your emotions are all over the place. compassionate!mode is activated.]

I bet it is.

[Teenage life is hard ::::(]

That's not sarcasm, right?

[he shakes his head, smiling kindly.]

It isn't. I don't know what's going on, but I sense much conflict in you. That doesn't usually happen when a situation is simple.

It's not even the holiday stuff that's complicated. That's just dumb.

I kinda figured.

Yeah.

It's not even her fault. But it's not like I was that mean, so who cares!

Well...

From where I'm standin', it looks an awful lot like you do.

Not about the mean part.

[keywords and expression relevant]

My player is just an idiot! She makes me post these "out of context" one-liners sometimes.

She's really easily amused.

Mine once had me talk to an immortal nutcase whose hobby is apparently annoying people to the point that they kill him. So yeah, I get that.

...But I also sense that's not really what's bothering you.

Edited 2014-04-23 00:15 (UTC)

Well, yeah. I already said that.

You know about these games, right? People come and go a lot?

I've never been to one, but I can imagine. Players are capricious.

Well, I mean, these guys were there for a long time. A year and more than two years.

But they're gone now and I'm still here.

[oh boy. Anakin knows that feel. So he's just gonna pretend that he's a decent Jedi and offer up some empty platitudes:]

Attachment often leads to suffering.

Don't I know it.

...Would you stop them from leaving, if you could?

Yeah.

... One of them, anyway. The other one, I'd rather go to his world than bring him back there.