Deadpool seriously stop

[fukkinawesome]

Hey guys, whatup, double post.

Think Luke Skywalker will sign Anikan's lightsaber for me? Or is that too soon to ask?

Also, Logan, I have a lightsaber. I'm officially cooler than you.

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[cidsgirl]

Do you always talk to yourself?

[fukkinawesome]

Actually, that was a shoutout to Logan.

Also I'm making fun of Anikan because he's a loser.

[bewareyourheart]

[Oh hi.

Anakin's pissed.

So yeah. Deadpool's getting Force Choked. Again.]

[fukkinawesome]

[GAG]

Fuck, dude, seriously? Go make another one, I put this one in my mouth!

[bewareyourheart]

[He's not letting up. And the lightsaber is definitely being tugged. Hard.]

[fukkinawesome]

[Uh uh no way, he worked hard for this. He holds on to the saber for all he's worth]

God you are so uninvited to my birthday party now!

[bewareyourheart]

You may not be able to die, but I bet your brain still needs oxygen to function.

[Redoubling choking efforts.]

[fukkinawesome]

That's a given but the least you could do is shoot me in the face, dick. I don't even choke out people.

[bewareyourheart]

You've taken my weapon, so my options are limited.

[In other words, you only have yourself to blame. Chockity choke choke choke.]

[fukkinawesome]

What you don't carry a gun? Pussy.

[Wheeze kick flail]

Jesus no wonder you went nuts and killed the shit out of everyone, your temper is balls.

[bewareyourheart]

[Wrong thing to say. His eyes may be slightly yellowish by this point. ~Feel the power of the Dark Side~ and all that jazz.]

[fukkinawesome]

[GOD REALLY]

I liked you better when you were voiced by James Earl Jones, you whiny prick.

[bewareyourheart]

[Deadpool uses: Pop culture reference.

It's not very effective.]

Just. Stop. Talking.

[fukkinawesome]

No way dick, I'm gonna keep running my mouth until I'm out, because it pisses you off.

By the way your daughter fucks a smuggler, so get used to having felons in the family.

[bewareyourheart]

[Through the anger, Anakin thinks: HOW IS THIS GUY NOT UNCONSCIOUS YET???]

[fukkinawesome]

[HAM. HE IS FULL OF HAM AND HE DOES NOT KNOCK OUT EASILY. Also he really wanted that lightsaber.

But he's going. Eyes unfocusing, wheezing. He's got one more left in him]

You're never gonna find it!

[GAG CHOKE down and out]

[bewareyourheart]

[Anakin drops Deadpool and approaches the body. He knows the lightsaber is on Deadpool because he snagged it with the Force earlier...but it's just a matter of figuring out where.]

[And in his head, the mantra plays: pleasedon'tbeuphisasspleasedon'tbeuphisass]

[fukkinawesome]

[No. It's worse.

There's an obvious lump in his abdominal area. And it's not under the suit. Apparently Deadpool REALLY wanted to keep it and was REALLY expecting this]

[bewareyourheart]

You have got to be vaping kidding me.

[Does Deadpool have any knives/swords on-hand?]

[fukkinawesome]

[He does have his katanas! Not really the best for surgery but we all doubt Anikan is gonna be careful anyway]

[bewareyourheart]

{Excellent. Anakin summons one and...digs in, making a face.]

This guy's clearly not playin' with a full sabacc deck.

[But it's not like he can die, so Anakin doesn't feel too bad.]

[fukkinawesome]

[It's UNDER the muscle. Wedged in next to a few organs with a bit of small intestine laying over it. Deadpool is still out, brain death is always longer to come back from]

[bewareyourheart]

{WELL THIS SURE IS UNPLEASANT AND MESSY. Whiny icon is a go. He summons the lightsaber once it's been dislodged.

Thank the Force he's wearing gloves.]

[fukkinawesome]

[SCHLOORP and it's yours again, sir. Deadpool is still out of it, but hang around long enough and his organs will rearrange themselves back to where they belong and the muscles will close and the skin regrows over it.

How pleasant]

[bewareyourheart]

[This is even more disgusting than the time a gundark swallowed his lightsaber, because Obi-Wan helped get it back with his lightsaber.

Anakin has never appreciated the fact that lightsabers cauterize everything upon contact more.

But yeah, Anakin isn't sticking around. He's more than a little freaked out by how he felt during the Force choking thing. Reminds him of a certain incident with Tusken Raiders.

Shine on, you crazy, crazy diamond.]

[taeralasfer]

You are going to share, right? [ Because she wants to play with the lightsaber, damnit. ]

And who's this Logan guy you keep talking about?

[fukkinawesome]

Yeah, sure. I'll get someone to reverse engineer it and make lightsabers for everyone.

Ooooh he'd get cranky if I told everyone.

[notmygrandfather]

ANAKIN--

Oh, my mun is trying to tell me you're trolling...

[fukkinawesome]

What? What is it? Do you know Luke? I need this signature ASAP. On Saturday, April 12, 2014 8:31 PM, notmygrandfather - DW Comment dw_null@dreamwidth.org wrote:

Anakin Solo (notmygrandfather) replied to a Dreamwidth entry "Deadpool seriously stop" in which Wade Wilson (fukkinawesome) said: Hey guys, whatup, double post.

[chiefdoubletap]

Yes! I have those!!!

On Saturday, April 12, 2014 8:31 PM, chiefdoubletap- DW Comment dw_null@dreamwidth.org wrote:

Wynn Dorvan (chiefdoubletap) replied to a Dreamwidth entry "Deadpool seriously stop" in which Wade Wilson (fukkinawesome) said: Hey guys, whatup, double post.

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