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On looking for a game for her; canon is The Witch and the Hundred Knight

Sorry kid, but I've got no interest in going anywhere you wanna take me. Especially not without my dog. I'd have to be a pretty bad owner to abandon my pet. Besides, I've got a swamp to spread and a short amount of time to do it. Maybe if you could bring me a Visco I'd consider it out of morbid curiosity, but as it stands you can fuck right off.

[But Metallia, think of all the books you could read. All the different genres and pieces of information you could never get a hold of.]

Tch. Trying to use cheap, under-handed tactics against me? Just who the hell do you think you are? I already told you no means no. Clean out your ears and listen, asshole. You're lucky I'm in a good mood; otherwise I'd fry your ass right now. Go do something useful for a change and leave me alone.

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Great, another character that stole a game I could have been the main character of has shown up here.

You better watch your tongue, bitch. I don't take kindly to being called a thief.

[She doesn't take kindly to a lot of things, actually.]

Well you are a thief. You and everyone else NIS has created!

That's a laugh! Don't get mad at me just because you're not cool enough to get your own game.

Hey I'm cool! I studied how to be cool and hit to the current gamer, and tailored my outfit and skills to best fit them.

And how's that workin' out for you so far?

I-It's working out great... when NIS doesn't keep throwing out new characters left and right!

Edited 2014-04-06 02:37 (UTC)

Oh? So I take it you've starred in your own game, then?

Y-yeah. Of course I have! it sold out everyone and got many awards

What's it called? Asagi and the crock of shit?

Of course not! it was called...

... Legend of Asagi, Majoras Cage

..was that seriously the best lie you could come up with?

I was put on the spot!

And the truth comes out. Not that you were at all convincing.

Gah, you tricked me! You evil witch you! How did someone as rotten as you get to be main character!?

Very easily. It's called being awesome; you should try it some time.

Hmm, it does seem like you evil main characters get a lot of popularity and recognition....

Why wouldn't we? Being a goodie-two shoe is overrated.

Not that those second-rate amateurs can even compare to me.

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