Kill la Kill, spoilers for the final few episodes

[skullcapo]

Yeah, that's it, it's all over and done with, all's well that ends well, they lived happily ever after. The end.

Now with that behind us, let's find Iori so I can flick him in the nose for that last version of Symphony Regalia. I felt like a goddamn exhibitionist.

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Meddling Monkey Romance Counseller™ is here for you guys ALSO HOPE THIS IS OK mind's eye is bullsh

[ironbuttmonkey]

D-don't try and change the subject! Your elevated heart rates and the smell of nervousness in the air makes it really obvious! You two are completely into each other!

...and I think Inumuta's palms are sweating a little.

But you would both die before admitting to it before the other one! That's why I'm doing it for you both!

he should open a clinic

[skullcapo]

I-- what-- those senses of yours get more and more bullshit every day, wild monkey! There's no way you could know something like that!

You're making it up!

pay him to yell furiously in your face

[ironbuttmonkey]

I told you before. My Mind's Eye shows me everything about this world.

[ARMS.

CROSSED.]

Even if you deny it, you know what I'm saying is true. My words don't need defending.

gamagoori would love it

[skullcapo]

Your mouth is moving, but all I hear is "Please, Jakuzure-sama, won't you transform your Symphony Regalia and blow me to itty-bitty monkey bits?"

jesus

[ironbuttmonkey]

Don't tell me you're falling for me too, Jakuzure.

[Now he's just messing with her tbh.]

don't even deny it

[skullcapo]

You wish! Between you and that slinking hound, I'd have the worst taste in men in the whole damn school!

nobody can deny how ic that is

[ironbuttmonkey]

Haha. No, I guess not. That's more genuine anger compared to before.

"yesssss YELL AT ME. SCOLD ME. I DESERVE IT."

[skullcapo]

As if I wasn't pissed about being told I like that four-eyed jerk?

immediately closes up shop

[ironbuttmonkey]

You were, but for a different reason.

the other devas are all just sort of vaguely unsettled by his masochism

[skullcapo]

What, because I was "angry you'd found out my true feelings" or some bullshit like that?

[ironbuttmonkey]

That's about the gist of it.

[It might be cliche, but hey.]

He's no different.

[skullcapo]

You're out of your mind, monkey. All that sensory overload must be going to your head.

...but you seriously think he feels that way.

[ironbuttmonkey]

Do you really want me to tell you?

[skullcapo]

W-well, I'm just curious. I'm not like that jerk with his hard-on for data, but I can appreciate some good information every now and then.

[ironbuttmonkey]

Admit I was right first.

Then I'll tell you.

[skullcapo]

This is a set-up! This is a sham! You're trying to get me to admit to your insane conclusions just for a little bit of gossip?!

[ironbuttmonkey]

If you don't want to, I won't force you or anything.

[How much do you want to know, Jakuzure.]

[skullcapo]

Tch.

This deal sucks, let's make a new one. Want me to do your club paperwork for you?

[ironbuttmonkey]

Someone already does that for me.

[skullcapo]

Figures.

Then name your price. Other than that.

[ironbuttmonkey]

You really want to know that bad?

[skullcapo]

Do I really want something that would give me the edge over that four-eyes for the next year? Yes.

[ironbuttmonkey]

You really don't know the first thing about bargaining, do you? You never let the other guy know how much you want what he's offering.

Now I definitely won't settle for anything less than what I asked for first.

[databoner]

This goes beyond us being even, you know.

[ironbuttmonkey]

[Houka you moron he wasn't gonna tell her.

But he doesn't want to say that because it'll ruin everything.]

Just wait and see.