Kill la Kill, spoilers for the final few episodes

[skullcapo]

Yeah, that's it, it's all over and done with, all's well that ends well, they lived happily ever after. The end.

Now with that behind us, let's find Iori so I can flick him in the nose for that last version of Symphony Regalia. I felt like a goddamn exhibitionist.

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[skullcapo]

This is a set-up! This is a sham! You're trying to get me to admit to your insane conclusions just for a little bit of gossip?!

[ironbuttmonkey]

If you don't want to, I won't force you or anything.

[How much do you want to know, Jakuzure.]

[skullcapo]

Tch.

This deal sucks, let's make a new one. Want me to do your club paperwork for you?

[ironbuttmonkey]

Someone already does that for me.

[skullcapo]

Figures.

Then name your price. Other than that.

[ironbuttmonkey]

You really want to know that bad?

[skullcapo]

Do I really want something that would give me the edge over that four-eyes for the next year? Yes.

[ironbuttmonkey]

You really don't know the first thing about bargaining, do you? You never let the other guy know how much you want what he's offering.

Now I definitely won't settle for anything less than what I asked for first.

[skullcapo]

I'm going to shove your shinai down your stupid throat!

[ironbuttmonkey]

I don't think you could reach.

[skullcapo]

Then get me a box!

Tch, why do you even care how I feel about that prick?

dont let the shippers find me acting like something is canon they'll murder me

[ironbuttmonkey]

Same reason we shoved Gamagori into confronting Mankanshoku.

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[skullcapo]

Oh please, like I'm anywhere as socially incompetent as he is. I actually know how to interact with people beyond yelling at them.

nooooooo

[ironbuttmonkey]

You can't really believe that. You started yelling at me just now because the alternative would mean being honest.

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[skullcapo]

That-- that's completely different! Who doesn't get angry about being blackmailed?!

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

[ironbuttmonkey]

Fine, it doesn't matter.

We'll drop it.

why are you always so difficult Jensen

[skullcapo]

Like hell we will. Now that it's out there, you're going to be bringing this up in a week. Two, tops!

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[ironbuttmonkey]

I'm serious! You can sort out your stupid relationship problems yourselves!

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[skullcapo]

What the hell would you do even if me and that data-head admitted something like that? Push us together like a couple of dolls?

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[ironbuttmonkey]

[Never forget

But he starts running his hand through his hair a little sheepishly, mostly because honesty feels dumb and wrong when it comes to the kind of friendship they all have.

But at the same time ~friendship~ so

fuck this is awkward as hell.]

Look, I don't know. I mean...I guess if you two could be potentially happier being jerks to each other like that instead of just as friends it's something worth giving a shot.

But you're both idiots, so, it probably wouldn't--

[ironbuttmonkey]

Look, I said forget it. This was dumb. It's none of my business anyway.

[skullcapo]

...aw, you do care, monkey. I'm touched.

Messing with him is half the fun. Who cares what we call each other?

[ironbuttmonkey]

It doesn't matter, I guess.

[As if he knows anything about relationships anyway, he's not one to talk. Probably picked everything he knows up from reading the occasional terrible, self-indulgent romance manga.]

[skullcapo]

So now that we're off this topic, let's talk about something else.

Your love life, maybe?

[ironbuttmonkey]

[INUMUTA YOU TRAITOR.]

...there's nothing to discuss.