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[hollywood_bro]

you know what really fuckin' sucks?
my bro disappearing
that fuckin' sucks.
i waited centuries to meet him
wound up in this weird pirate place
we talked once
and now he's gone.
i guess i should take this as like
a sign or something
the batterwitch kept him from being born in my lifetime
he vanished from the game
and now i'll never see him again
i don't get to hang out with my awesome bro
it's not allowed.
at least i still have teen me in the game
and a bunch of daves here
i could be surrounded by daves
daves fucking everywhere
not literally fucking
literally everywhere
the dave pile doesn't stop from getting taller
but no dirks
not a single goddamn one.

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Oh hey, have this other dude who's kind of a douche and good with robots.

[bewareyourheart]

Not gonna lie: I'm having trouble parsing at least half of that.

But your life definitely doesn't sound boring.

[hollywood_bro]

boring?
no
it's more like a fuckin' catastrophe
a train wreck of epic proportions
like that one in new york in the 1910s
you know more than a hundred people died in that train wreck
deadliest one ever.

[bewareyourheart]

Those are some pretty planet-specific references. You not one for space travel?

[hollywood_bro]

nah
time travel
that's my deal
space travel?
not so much.