Canon is The Good Wife

[juris]

All I have to say about it is: That sucked.

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[expartner]

There's plenty of room over here in the land of Denial.

[juris]

I'm so there. i bought a nice little condo and I'm getting all moved in.

[expartner]

Oh, I'll bring you a nice housewarming gift.

[juris]

I already have a toaster, and a blender. Unless its one of those Ninja ones.

[expartner]

Do you need a Ninja blender? I can get you a Ninja blender.

[juris]

One of the ones you make dough in. I'll never use it, but still.

[expartner]

You just want it to admire its many functions?

[Alicia laughs. It's nice to laugh. Maybe he's just doing this to make her laugh.]

[juris]

Exactly and why not get the best if getting one right? Really, who knows I might get bored one day and make cookie dough or bread dough. [He is, but he won't admit to it.]

[expartner]

You baking would just be hilarious.

Oh, Will. I'm going to miss you so, so much.

[juris]

Oh I'm not going anywhere. I'll haunt this bitch.

[expartner]

Hopefully you don't mean me. [Laughs.]

[juris]

Bitch as in the general place here. Not that anyone really cares.

[expartner]

Hey, I care. Like I said, the more Wills, the merrier.

My mun's friend was actually going to send over one of her muses to make a bad pass at you, but then she heard the news and she figured that was the last thing your mun would want to worry about.

[juris]

Who knows might cheer me up. A little fun would do me good.

Hey, Alicia. [Lightly tosses her one of his baseballs.]

Remember to always keep your eye on the ball and you'll do good.

[expartner]

[Catches it with a smile.]

I'll do my best. Why couldn't he just shot that annoying sonofabit...

My mun will tell her mun to send her muse over to say hello. She's kind of quiet, the poor girl, so go easy on her, yeah?

[juris]

I have no idea, Alicia.

I'm always easy. [Smirks a bit.]

[expartner]

[Would have done a spit-take if she was drinking.]

God, you're such a perv. I pity the next thread that's going to start here, you'll scare the poor girl.

[juris]

She's legal right? [He's being a brat on purpose to lighten the mood.]

[expartner]

Of course she's...no, Will, I'm getting you arrested after death for sex charges. [Gives him a playful look.]

How do you think I feel. I just get stuck with Peter.

[juris]

What a way to go? [Looks sorrowful.] Sorry about that. Hopefully your rp world will be less shitty.

[expartner]

Well, since there isn't a Peter here...yes, I think it will be.

[juris]

And you have a Will, so it's definitely a good start.

[expartner]

I do. Hopefully his mun will think of something less...permanent for you.

[haleybecker]

[Nervously wanders over like the loner at a bad singles mixer. She is horrible at introductions, and Alicia's introducing her hasn't done any favors.]

Um, hi. Sorry about your dying. God, that sounds awkward.

[juris]

Well to be fair it is kind of awkward. I'm Will.

[haleybecker]

Haley. Haley Becker. I've...wanted to introduce myself, but I sort of got scared, and then this happened.

[juris]

Well, I don't bite.

Unless you like that sort of thing then I'll bite you anywhere you want.

[haleybecker]

[Blushing.]

I'd actually like that if you did. I mean, if you'd ever want to.

[juris]

Yeah? Where would you like to feel my teeth?

[Okay she's cute when she blushes, and he's flirting.]

[haleybecker]

[More blushing. Haley's got a little crush.]

My neck...and some other places that aren't really appropriate...

[juris]

Aren't appropriate ever, or just to mention in public?

[Will will just lean close then nip her neck playfully.]

[haleybecker]

[A soft moan. She likes that.]

I just...would feel weird saying them to you in public. I'm a news anchor, I have an image to uphold.

[juris]

Well that just makes me more curious.

[haleybecker]

Maybe we oculd meet for coffee? Or is it like...afterlife coffee now that you're...you know.

I just...I've had a crush on you since my mun saw you pop up.

[juris]

Oh I've very much alive. I'll let you feel just to make sure.

And we can meet for coffee, sure a reason can be made up.

[haleybecker]

I guess we could say I'm a friend of Alicia's and she gave me your number, unless that would be weird for you. I'm on TV, you might've just come across me somewhere too.

Would you...mind making something up so I don't say something inappropriate here?

[juris]

Check the journal in a moment, you'll have your meeting.

[haleybecker]

Thanks. I hope you don't think I'm a prude, just...yeah. I'm a public figure. And sort of trying not to embarrass myself. I do that enough at work.

[yoursob]

I'd have gone with calling it "fucked up" but that works too. [the most awkward of pauses. what are these things called emotions, Eli does not understand.] I'm sorry, Will.