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Sirius Black ([personal profile] grimbiker) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-01-03 09:56 pm
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I'm not vain I'm just... O.K., I'm vain

Dear Mun,

Congratulations on finally settling on a— what do you call them? PBs? Whatever the guy in the tiny Muggle pictures is called. But I’m afraid you need to find another one. There are several problems with this one but I will address the most important: He’s simply not sexy enough. I know the Muggle interwebs is not ready for what I really look like. The sight of a man even half as sexy as I would break it. But you can still find a more accurate PB. So take these picture things down and go back to looking for a suitable PB.

Sincerely,
Sirius Black

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exloserspromise: (great. now I'm angry.)

Steve would say "cry moar" if he knew the lingo

[personal profile] exloserspromise 2012-01-04 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
You're seriously complaining because your mun didn't get little pictures that look like you?
grimbiker: (This is better than hexing Snivvy)

[personal profile] grimbiker 2012-01-04 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm complaining that she didn't get pictures of someone who looked sexy enough to represent me. It's an important difference. A man has to look out for his reputation.
morewidows: ([Fester] He loves you my dear.)

Why do I not have my Remus account here yet?

[personal profile] morewidows 2012-01-04 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I wouldn't be so harsh on your mundane, dear. You look quite ravishing as you are.
exloserspromise: (how's it going?)

[personal profile] exloserspromise 2012-01-04 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
A reputation that shallow isn't worth looking out for.
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[personal profile] grimbiker 2012-01-04 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, I felt something inside. That might actually have hurt. Oh no, wait. That's laughter.

It sounds like someone's jealous.
grimbiker: (Default)

That's the beauty of open invites: it's never too late. Also OMG Morticia

[personal profile] grimbiker 2012-01-04 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
I still think there's room for improvement but thanks. You're not too bad yourself. I'm guessing.
morewidows: (Let us break bread.)

Yes, tomorrow I will transfer so much more. All the Morticia for you, Padfoot :)

[personal profile] morewidows 2012-01-04 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[She smiles slightly, red lips hidden in shadow, the light only across her eyes.]

Guessing? Are you having issues seeing properly, dear?

And there's always room for improvement, in most cases. It doesn't matter, however, as long as one is confident and contented with one as one is.

[Not many people would think Gomez was the hottest thing on the planet, after all, but Morticia had eyes for him and him alone.

That were still in her head, at least.]
exloserspromise: man in round helmet and brown leather jacket holding busted hand radio (my provider sucks)

[personal profile] exloserspromise 2012-01-04 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
What's there to be jealous of? I had my own comic book series and did my part in the war; even when my looks fade I'll have plenty of things to keep my reputation up. Can you say the same?
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Re: Yes, tomorrow I will transfer so much more. All the Morticia for you, Padfoot :)

[personal profile] grimbiker 2012-01-04 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no, I can see you just fine. You're just not my type, if you know what I mean.

[He laughs.]

Confidence has never been an issue for me. I'm perfectly happy with the way I am. But there are certain standards that need to be met for me to be satisfied with which PB my mun chooses and so far I have yet to be impressed.

[He slouches some, like he's sulking. Which he totally is.]

But I don't expect I will be. This time I might have to settle.

[[OOC: O.K., I don't know how that tag messed up. Trying again, sorry. Work, comment!]]
morewidows: (That's my job.)

[personal profile] morewidows 2012-01-04 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Because she reminds him of Bellatrix, perhaps?]

That's very kind of you, dear. My looks are not something I worry over, simply because my husband and I care for each other on a level that surpasses anything related to it.

[She inclines her head, but only just so.]

If you truly believe there is no one to match your exceptional handsome looks, why be surprised you have to, as you say, "settle"?

[ooc. it's okay!]
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[personal profile] grimbiker 2012-01-04 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Can't meet you on the comic book part but I can on the war. And I looked damn good for every minute of it.

Your move.
grimbiker: (ruggedly handsome)

[personal profile] grimbiker 2012-01-04 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, that too.]

Ah, then he's a lucky man.

And I'm not surprised but I see no harm in holding out for a better deal. It usually works.
morewidows: ([Pugs & Wednesday] Beloved.)

[personal profile] morewidows 2012-01-04 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Isn't he sweet when he tries to be sweet but isn't really?]

Oh, darling, you could do so much worse. Remember, however, that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. [At least this Sirius isn't PB'd by Ben Barnes, thank God.] If you are not content with the look you have now, do you think you ever will be?
exloserspromise: (kellogg's frosted flakes)

[personal profile] exloserspromise 2012-01-04 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
I was essentially dead for nearly seventy years and kids are still dressing up as me every Halloween.

[And the History Channel airs all their Captain America specials on Independence Day, but Steve doesn't think that's relevant.]
grimbiker: (Give me the strength not to hex Snivvy)

[personal profile] grimbiker 2012-01-04 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
I was framed for selling out my friends to a dark wizard, spent 12 years in Azkaban, broke free through sheer determination to stop my former friend who did betray them from hurting their son, spent years on the run until I finally died fighting to save my Godson.

...Kids dress up as you for Halloween?
grimbiker: (Give me the strength not to hex Snivvy)

[personal profile] grimbiker 2012-01-04 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[At least he's trying!]

[He heaves an overly dramatic sigh.] Well, if I must.
exloserspromise: (why would you do that?)

[personal profile] exloserspromise 2012-01-04 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Well, apparently fighting Nazis and stopping a madman from destroying a significant portion of the United States made me something of a national hero. I don't see it because, like I said earlier, I was just doing my part in the war, but if what I did inspires people even a little bit to stand up for what's right I can't complain.

I'm sorry about what happened to you, though. No one should have to go through that.
grimbiker: (Still a prisoner)

[personal profile] grimbiker 2012-01-04 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
But why would they dress up as you for Halloween?

No use whining about it when I haven't lived through half of it yet. I hopefully never will but. [He shrugs.] Who knows how this multiverse time travel works.

And I deserved it.
exloserspromise: Captain America awkwardly holding a crying baby (this is going to be a long day)

[personal profile] exloserspromise 2012-01-04 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Because dressing up as someone or something else is as much a part of Halloween as getting candy and playing pranks! For one night you get to be whoever you want to be, and some kids still want to be me.

Sounds like you still have time to fight it. I don't know much about time travel myself, but if you do everything in your power to fix things, maybe you'll succeed. I'd take that chance every time.
grimbiker: (Who's an awesome Godfather? I am)

[personal profile] grimbiker 2012-01-04 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for pranks but I still don't see what costumes and candy have to do with Samhain.

Even if I do I can't fix everything... But even if I don't, my Godson grows up to be an incredible man. All the same, I want to be there for him.

[Yeah, he's not going to say anything about having to go back to prison for 12 more years if everything is fixed. That pretty much screws over any plans except the "beware of curtains" one.]
exloserspromise: man in round helmet and brown leather jacket holding busted hand radio (my provider sucks)

[personal profile] exloserspromise 2012-01-04 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
According to my mun, the costumes are to keep evil spirits friendly and the candy is from poor people getting food in exchange for prayers. All I know is the dressing up part is a lot of fun, even for a poor kid who has to get creative.

Focus on that, doing the right thing for your godson. No one can fault you for taking care of someone you love.

[Somebody just isn't thinking creatively enough to fully harness the power of AUs. You can do it, Sirius!]
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[personal profile] grimbiker 2012-01-04 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to pretend that made sense.

No one can fault you if you succeed in taking care of them. Everyone would be right to fault you if you can't even do that. [Why is there a hint of self loathing in his voice?]

[He's still trying to wrangle his mind around AUs. So many new things to process all at once!]
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[personal profile] exloserspromise 2012-01-04 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
No, they wouldn't be right, because even if you fail at least you tried in the first place. If they do try to fault you, they're the ones with the problem.
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[personal profile] grimbiker 2012-01-04 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Even if you get someone killed?
exloserspromise: (idk my bff bucky)

[personal profile] exloserspromise 2012-01-04 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
...Yeah. Even then.

[Maybe looks a little gutted during the obligatory Bucky flashback.]
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