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[haemoptysis]

[While he's being polite to his Mundane for now, he's getting incredibly bored with her by the minute.]

You know, Mun-san, you're really weird. You're more impulsive than I was expecting. Don't even think about sending me anywhere weird or I might have to kill you.

[Luckily he won't have to worry about that in the present. Still, he's not impressed.]

Why couldn't you go play with someone like Ibuki-kun, huh? You seem like you like that type.

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[fuckingibuki]

What do you mean "that type"?

[Ignoring the death threat because...well...Okita. Also Ibuki knows it wouldn't do any good to even try to admonish him.]

[haemoptysis]

If I gave her a collar with a bell, you two would be exactly alike!

[Yes, he is going straight for the dog jokes.]

Or maybe she's more like a helpless kitten. Hmm.

[Pretending to care either way? Yes, he is.]

[fuckingibuki]

[Just. Glares for a second.]

You're not actually funny.

[You dick.]

[haemoptysis]

[He'd push you over if he thought you warranted it, Ibuki, but instead he just smiles.]

No? I thought I was being very funny. Though I was also being serious.

[You know, about killing his Mundane if she decides to send him away some day. :|]

[iaijutsu]

Souji.

[That would be the "jokes about killing nice girls who don't deserve it aren't funny" voice.]

[haemoptysis]

I was only joking, Hajime-kun!

[Maybe.]

She's actually really sweet, like Chizuru-chan.

[Except he thinks she's about as reliable as Ibuki in a fight. He's also lying about thinking she's sweet at all. Anyone who has the ulterior motive to consider sending him anywhere is basically on his list of people he could do without.]

[iaijutsu]

[He knows what your bullshit smells like, Souji.]

If that's the case, then you should have nothing to worry about.

[haemoptysis]

[Aw, Saitou why do you ruin his fun? :(]

You can afford to say that. Your mundane is probably more reliable.

[And the truth comes out! Yeah, he really does not know how to feel about this situation.]

[swordsaintseta]

It seems like most of them are pretty impulsive about this sort of thing- although once they set their mind to something, they're quite adamant about it!

Isn't killing in that case a little drastic, though? I'm sure they didn't mean any harm.

[haemoptysis]

Ah, but this one at least has no idea what to do most of the time. That is a good thing for me.

[It means he won't be bothered as much.]

You never know, she could have somewhere disgusting in mind.

[The skies the limit on these 'games' or so he's heard.]

[swordsaintseta]

[He chuckles.] I guess I can't say that wasn't the case for my mun as well when I was first brought here- that she wasn't sure where I'd go, at first, anyway. But who knows, maybe you'll find a good place!

...

Disgusting?

[haemoptysis]

[He gives a noncommittal shrug.]

That's true, who knows?

[Tilting his head a bit.]

You know, like somewhere with a Red Light District? She likes those kinds of games, but maybe I'll luck out.

[He tags along for these things back home but normally doesn't partake in heavy drinking like his friends. As for his mundane, she already has poor souls sent to those sorts of places.]

[sis_con]

Oh my, Okita-san, always stepping up to violence so fast? [Well, he was a human, so what else would the result here be?]

[haemoptysis]

[Oh look it's his favorite person ever! Next to Kazama, of course.]

I don't see a problem with it.

[The 'go away' is left unsaid.]

[sis_con]

[Kaoru would gladly be the first on Souji's hate-list, if he was entirely honest.]

I'm not surprised. You humans are always like this - destroying the lives of others, killing them without a good reason...

[He smiles, but there is certainly a little edge to his voice.]

[tatamiflipped]

Threatening them rarely seems to do any good.

[Yeah he's...not even going to call you by name, since he's simply making a statement of fact. Ways to Know You're Not Really Held in High Regard: A Novel by Yamazaki Susumu.]

...I see very little difference between you and Ibuki, save the method of expression.

[If anything, he respects Ibuki's directness far more. Don't tell anybody.]

[haemoptysis]

Yamazaki-kun that's really mean, comparing me to that kid.

[Rude, Yamazaki.]

[tatamiflipped]

Perhaps. Apologies, then, but you're both headstrong.

[Among other things, but meh. Being rude to Souji Okita was a battle he knew he could never win, so he saw no point in continuing.]

Has your mun been thinking of any games for which a death threat would be necessary?

[haemoptysis]

[But he could try! Hijikata-san makes getting into arguments with him into an art!]

Hmm, I can agree with that and nope! Not yet, but she's diligently looking!

[haemoptysis]

Yes, Hijikata-san! Why do you ask? I was only making things clear for Mun-san.

[He smiles, pretending to be cheerful but inside he's thinking how he still would very much like to be rid of his mundane. She was a nuisance to him.]

[souredsweet]

[SURPRISE never enough Kaoru around to bother Okita have some more.]

Oh? Shouldn't you be jumping at the chance to make use of yourself instead of sitting back with nothing to do, Okita-san?

[haemoptysis]

[See this grin? That is his 'I'm going to pain the wall with your insides' grin.]

Oh? You know me that well that you figured something like that out, huh?

[Damn it, Kaoru why are you right just this once. He is not going to let some untrained kid send him somewhere!! No matter how much he hates the thought of sitting out.]

[souredsweet]

[such violence!! a person might almost think that he's done something to warrant it, wow.

he just gives a smile in reply - that irritatingly passive but somehow still smug thing that he manages to do.] It isn't a difficult thing to figure out. After all, a man who was at peace with the idea of sitting on the sidelines wouldn't throw away his humanity for a chance to avoid just that.

[haemoptysis]

I wonder, maybe I finally learned my lesson and am picking and choosing my battles?

[Him? Learn from that kind of a thing? Not likely. He won't justify his reasons to someone like Kaoru, though. He has people who need him back home, but at the same time the demon is right. Okita doesn't do sidelines.]