Voice Testing this bag of crazy

[haemoptysis]

[While he's being polite to his Mundane for now, he's getting incredibly bored with her by the minute.]

You know, Mun-san, you're really weird. You're more impulsive than I was expecting. Don't even think about sending me anywhere weird or I might have to kill you.

[Luckily he won't have to worry about that in the present. Still, he's not impressed.]

Why couldn't you go play with someone like Ibuki-kun, huh? You seem like you like that type.

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[fuckingibuki]

What do you mean "that type"?

[Ignoring the death threat because...well...Okita. Also Ibuki knows it wouldn't do any good to even try to admonish him.]

[iaijutsu]

Souji.

[That would be the "jokes about killing nice girls who don't deserve it aren't funny" voice.]

[haemoptysis]

If I gave her a collar with a bell, you two would be exactly alike!

[Yes, he is going straight for the dog jokes.]

Or maybe she's more like a helpless kitten. Hmm.

[Pretending to care either way? Yes, he is.]

[haemoptysis]

I was only joking, Hajime-kun!

[Maybe.]

She's actually really sweet, like Chizuru-chan.

[Except he thinks she's about as reliable as Ibuki in a fight. He's also lying about thinking she's sweet at all. Anyone who has the ulterior motive to consider sending him anywhere is basically on his list of people he could do without.]

[fuckingibuki]

[Just. Glares for a second.]

You're not actually funny.

[You dick.]

[haemoptysis]

[He'd push you over if he thought you warranted it, Ibuki, but instead he just smiles.]

No? I thought I was being very funny. Though I was also being serious.

[You know, about killing his Mundane if she decides to send him away some day. :|]

[iaijutsu]

[He knows what your bullshit smells like, Souji.]

If that's the case, then you should have nothing to worry about.

[haemoptysis]

[Aw, Saitou why do you ruin his fun? :(]

You can afford to say that. Your mundane is probably more reliable.

[And the truth comes out! Yeah, he really does not know how to feel about this situation.]

[swordsaintseta]

It seems like most of them are pretty impulsive about this sort of thing- although once they set their mind to something, they're quite adamant about it!

Isn't killing in that case a little drastic, though? I'm sure they didn't mean any harm.

[fuckingibuki]

[WOW]

When you're serious, that usually ends bad for at least three people. I don't think you should do it.

[Here's Ibuki, trying futilely once again to be Okita's conscience. It will probably work out about as well as it usually does.

Meaning it won't.]

[iaijutsu]

[Professional fun ruiner, right here.]

In these cases, reliability may be more dangerous.

[Reliability means reliably being put through the wringer every month, after all.]

[haemoptysis]

[Probably the only person almost capable of being his conscience is Kondou-san and sometimes even he can't stop him when he does something really bad. He considers himself a sword - the Shinsengumi's sword, after all. He's just as sharp and painful as one when he wants to be.]

I never thought I'd see the day when I would get lectured by the likes of Ibuki-kun.

[He sighs, pretending to concede, before casually shoving the blue haired runt right on his ass. It really didn't take much force.]

[haemoptysis]

[Saitou Hajime - professional life ruiner and also pretty darn close to a nagging wife when Souji needs one. He keeps him in line. Unfortunately. :|]

Oh? Did Hajime-kun get sent somewhere weird?

[He is totally teasing you, Saitou. Also he cares only about not getting sent anywhere too. He knows Saitou can handle himself.]

[haemoptysis]

Ah, but this one at least has no idea what to do most of the time. That is a good thing for me.

[It means he won't be bothered as much.]

You never know, she could have somewhere disgusting in mind.

[The skies the limit on these 'games' or so he's heard.]

[iaijutsu]

Yes.

[Long pause.

...what, he didn't ask for details or anything, it's a valid answer.]

[swordsaintseta]

[He chuckles.] I guess I can't say that wasn't the case for my mun as well when I was first brought here- that she wasn't sure where I'd go, at first, anyway. But who knows, maybe you'll find a good place!

...

Disgusting?

[haemoptysis]

[Aw, no more details? How boring. Not that he expects Saitou to be any different.]

And? Saitou-kun you should give me more to go on! I would hate to be caught unawares.

[Ha, as if his Mundane ever could.]

[haemoptysis]

[He gives a noncommittal shrug.]

That's true, who knows?

[Tilting his head a bit.]

You know, like somewhere with a Red Light District? She likes those kinds of games, but maybe I'll luck out.

[He tags along for these things back home but normally doesn't partake in heavy drinking like his friends. As for his mundane, she already has poor souls sent to those sorts of places.]

[swordsaintseta]

A-ah, I see... I've never been to such places myself. Well, there are lots of other games, so maybe you'll find something that appeals to the both of you!

[iaijutsu]

A western city full of strange cultists and constant assaults on everyone's sanity.

[Well, okay, he wasn't just being fun police, he also just doesn't like talking about the sanity part. But for Souji, he'll do it.]

[sis_con]

Oh my, Okita-san, always stepping up to violence so fast? [Well, he was a human, so what else would the result here be?]

[tatamiflipped]

Threatening them rarely seems to do any good.

[Yeah he's...not even going to call you by name, since he's simply making a statement of fact. Ways to Know You're Not Really Held in High Regard: A Novel by Yamazaki Susumu.]

...I see very little difference between you and Ibuki, save the method of expression.

[If anything, he respects Ibuki's directness far more. Don't tell anybody.]

[fuckingibuki]

That wasn't even a lectu-AH!

[And on his ass he goes with a grunt.]

Wh-What the hell was that for?!

[haemoptysis]

Hmm, I wonder? You looked like you were in the way?

[He's pretending to think of this but really he just did it because he could. Ibuki was easy to tease and actually really funny.]

[haemoptysis]

[Wow, for once he has no snarky remark. That actually sounds legitimately awful.]

Hmm.

[Yep, frowning.]

And here everyone is telling me threatening to kill Mun-san is a bad idea.

[Sounds like a great idea if that kind of place is what he would have to look forward to some day.]