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Look, I ain't never said I were a genius or nothing but calling me 'dumber than Charming'? That ain't on!

I also ain't calling you 'Mistress Mine' either.

Now sod off.

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Knave, calm down.

I'm not sure I appreciated being called perfect by our two muns last night, to the point this Charming won't like me. Who is he?

I'm calm. Who says I ain't calm?

Charming's a prince, married to Snow White. He's okay to look at and all but he don't think about what he does a lot.

Your tone for one.

[strained smile] I can kind of see the connection then.

I ain't that bad!

I'm teasing, Will. I think we all prefer you to some lofty prince.

I should hope so! [is smiling, though]

Of course! [touches his hand lightly] I still don't understand why they think he will dislike me though. Does he have a something against genies?

I don't think so but who knows with him? He gets all noble and stick-in-the-arse sometimes.

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I'm so sorry about your friend, Knave.

[is not going to cry. honest.]

That wasn't how it was supposed to go and I didn't... and now I can't make it right.

It wasn't your fault. You can't control the wishes that are made...or the feelings behind said wishes.

I know but that don't make it feel any better, you know?

I don't know how Cyrus handled all of this, I really don't.

I think he's had the benefit of hundreds of years of experience, Knave. Things will get better as you go along, unless we can find a way to free you from the bottle.

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Too bad we can't put Jafar in the damn bottle.

It's the very least of what he deserves. Believe me, I'd stuff him in there myself if there were a way.

Maybe we'll find one. We'll stuff the bastard in there and see how he bloody likes it.

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Well perhaps you can get by on your rugged good looks.

[Eye roll.] Oh wait, he's got you beat on that, too.

I get by just fine, thank you very much.

And he ain't handsomer then me!

Says the most wanted and indebted man in Wonderland.

[A shrug and a dismissive hand wave.] Maybe not. But he's certainly pretty.

[She lets that adjective roll off her tongue slowly, like she's considering subscription to a Men of the Enchanted Forest newsletter. ~~Do they have a pin-up calendar?~~]

[is going to ignore that fact about him being the most wanted and indebted man precisely because it's true]

Ooh, pretty. Fine, you go and steal him off of Snow, then. See how that works out for you.

[She scoffs.] Oh I don't think so. I'm just appreciating him aesthetically.

[She smirks, thinking herself clever.] Besides, I'm fairly certain he's the obnoxiously moral type.

And there's no way in any realm I'd sign up to be somebody's step-mother. You KNOW how they get written about, don't you?

[Also Snow White might be tempted to shoot her in the heart with a bow and arrow, but...yeah that can be left unsaid.]

And Emma could beat you five ways from Sunday. [smugly]

Could, if I were so far gone from sanity to actually pursue a married man.

[A completely ludicrous thought. She's a lot of things, very few of them good, but she has some standards. Which isn't to say she wouldn't try and flirt her way past Charming if the situation called for it, but that's not romance. Not even lust. That's survival.]

...That pirate, though. He's a bit more rough around the edges. Always did take a fancy to that type.