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[heartlessknave]

Look, I ain't never said I were a genius or nothing but calling me 'dumber than Charming'? That ain't on!

I also ain't calling you 'Mistress Mine' either.

Now sod off.

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[mywillisthine]

Knave, calm down.

I'm not sure I appreciated being called perfect by our two muns last night, to the point this Charming won't like me. Who is he?

whoops

[notinsane]

I'm so sorry about your friend, Knave.

[heartlessknave]

I'm calm. Who says I ain't calm?

Charming's a prince, married to Snow White. He's okay to look at and all but he don't think about what he does a lot.

Re: whoops

[heartlessknave]

[is not going to cry. honest.]

That wasn't how it was supposed to go and I didn't... and now I can't make it right.

[notinsane]

It wasn't your fault. You can't control the wishes that are made...or the feelings behind said wishes.

[mywillisthine]

Your tone for one.

[strained smile] I can kind of see the connection then.

[heartlessknave]

I know but that don't make it feel any better, you know?

I don't know how Cyrus handled all of this, I really don't.

[notinsane]

I think he's had the benefit of hundreds of years of experience, Knave. Things will get better as you go along, unless we can find a way to free you from the bottle.

[heartlessknave]

I ain't that bad!

[mywillisthine]

I'm teasing, Will. I think we all prefer you to some lofty prince.

[heartlessknave]

Too bad we can't put Jafar in the damn bottle.

[heartlessknave]

I should hope so! [is smiling, though]

[mywillisthine]

Of course! [touches his hand lightly] I still don't understand why they think he will dislike me though. Does he have a something against genies?

[notinsane]

It's the very least of what he deserves. Believe me, I'd stuff him in there myself if there were a way.

[heartlessknave]

I don't think so but who knows with him? He gets all noble and stick-in-the-arse sometimes.

[heartlessknave]

Maybe we'll find one. We'll stuff the bastard in there and see how he bloody likes it.

[loveisnotenough]

Well perhaps you can get by on your rugged good looks.

[Eye roll.] Oh wait, he's got you beat on that, too.

[mywillisthine]

I see. I know those types well.

You saw I'm not so perfect now anyway.

[thelizard]

Dumber than Charming? I wouldn't go that far....

[notinsane]

[He always knew how to make her smile]

I think it would be hilarious if his fate were to be so serve others for the rest of his immortal life. Seems appropriate.

[heartlessknave]

Like I am so wonderful?

You know that don't matter to me.

Oh Knave.

[heartlessknave]

I get by just fine, thank you very much.

And he ain't handsomer then me!

[heartlessknave]

Thanks. I think.

[mywillisthine]

I still can't help but think this is all my fault. It was easier to bare when I was a genie but now that I'm free, all I can think about is my brothers, and you, suffering for my arrogance.

We'll rescue you, I promise.

[heartlessknave]

Stop Jafar first then you can worry 'bout me, okay?