dear_mun | Brushing the dust off, Homeless

i would say youre over reacting
but with how many teen wolf characters i see all over this place
well the wolf thing is definitely a possibility
p sure there is a plant for that shit though
might as well go weed picking while your out and about

Oh so we don't even get the pleasure of regular wolves. We have to worry about werewolves now too.
Sweet. I love werewolves. It has been my life dream to see one in person.

*you're

nah man we dont even have that pleasure
we get angsty teenage werewolves that have a knack for getting their blood sugar up
a lot of them are in a sour mood too so id watch your back

dont worry dude you didnt use the wrong youre up there no need to correct yourself

Great. Welcome to the Teenage Wasteland, now complete with fresh off the presses Angsty Teenage Werewolves for all of your shit your pants while simultaneously double face-palming needs! Just what I always wanted.

Don't like having your spelling corrected?

right at your door step just for you
you should feel honored that the world would provide you with your greatest wish of weepy werewolves working wistfully with their woes
better get the camera ready
gotta save that shit for the young ones
gather round grandpa pointy shades kids
boy does he have a story to tell you

seeing as its completely intentional i dont think it needs correcting
unless you feel the particular need to do it each time
ocd or some shit
feel free man but your hand is going to cramp sometime soon

Edited 2014-03-13 18:14 (UTC)

That was some pretty solid alliteration right there. I am impressed. I will make sure to include that in the dramatic retelling of this strange and slightly uncomfortable experience.
I don't know where the grandkids are going to come from.
I can always just go to the park and tell weird stories to the kids. If I'm old enough they'll just think I am senile and not a child molester.
Maybe.
On second thought maybe I shouldn't go that route.

Your spelling isn't the problem here. It's your punctuation, but I tend to avoid correcting that. I know very few people who actually care all that much about punctuation.

hey im not one to rule out adoption
or meteor babies i mean clearly some strange shit can happen
but talking to random children in the park sounds good to me too
like the wise old man sitting by the fire place in a tavern
except you on a park bench with a bunch of dumb birds
honestly i dont really know where we are going with this anymore

Spelling, punctuation, it all sounds like English class to me.
Which was a class that didn't teach me to give a shit.
I mean why would I want to waste the fractions of seconds it takes to hit the stupid shift button?

fuck it cant do it sorry man that shit aint happening
my shift button doesnt want to click
probably because that was its first time being clicked
like a virgin tapped for the very first time

Either way I really don't think I have any business raising children. Best leave those kids to a family that isn't going to teach them to be a paranoid nut.
I would have to look back at our chat log because I have honestly lost track of what your original intended purpse was in messaging me. I get the feeling that this won't be the last time that we both lose track of your rambling metaphors.

Your poor fingers must be so strained from the added effort. I'm sorry. I should have never criticised your allergy to even thinking about touching the shift key.

i dunno
you did fine raising me

well since you apologized im gonna have to forgive you
since you are being so sincere
just dont expect it to ever happen again
that was it
never again
just for you

Wolves are the least of your worries.

Well that is certainly the most reassuring thing that I have heard as of late.
What else is out here that I need to worry about?

Aside from the death, body manipulation, experimentation, survival horror, and sex games that you may be placed into?

There's also the creatures and beings that populate this place and others.

Well that sounds fan-fucking-tastic.
Because I definitely like all of those things that you just listed.

Okay so what are the limits of this universe? Is it just one or are we dealing with multitudes of universes in all of their complex glory?

I am a creature from beyond the veil of reality as you know it, where time, space and energy distort and all semblance of order as you know it has no meaning.

[She said that just... so casually.]

I don't mean to burst your bubble, but I have definitely seen beyond the veil. The stuff that is out there, well, let's just say that it isn't pretty. You don't really seem like something from the outer ring.

Edited 2014-03-13 04:21 (UTC)

Ohh? And your mind is still intact? [Though a conceited person would chuckle there. She's more curious than anything however.]

What did you expect?

Edited 2014-03-13 04:23 (UTC)

If by intact you mean pretty much scarred for life, then yeah. My mind is intact. I did my best not to stare for too long, but when they are a part of your sky and all it takes to see their writhing forms is a simple glance in the wrong direction. Let's just say it makes it difficult to keep your nose to the grindstone.

Something less human shaped.

Yes, that sounds more appropriate. Though I understand our realm is enough to drive people to insanity.

You sounded fortunate.

As for my form...

[The shift is actually really fast. Much like a squid changing color really, going from flesh tone to white in a matter of seconds. The tone and texture of her "hair" reveals themselves to be tentacles, hidden away much the same way as her skin. Removing the bangs reveals the third eye which lose their pupils and become a glowing red. Even her fingers are separated out with only three digits.]

There, is that better?

[Said like a certain cockroach from a certain movie about aliens.]

Edited 2014-03-13 04:38 (UTC)

[Dirk blinks and leans back for a moment.]Huh. I didn't know that your kind were capable of changing forms. Then again, there is a lot that I don't know about the creatures from the outer rings.
I tend to stay away from them if I can.

Edited 2014-03-13 04:42 (UTC)

It is a good philosophy. We are really dangerous as a rule.

Are you implying that you aren't?

Of course not. I'm dangerous too.

The differences is, I'm being cordial right now and trying to be nonthreatening.

And you may notice you have a distinct lack of death on your end.

I would be genuinely surprised if you weren't dangerous.

Which I appreciate, might I add.

If you don't mind my asking, why did you decide to talk to me?

That is hard to say.

Why did you choose to make a public communication of your current trepidation for your renewed existence? I'd imagine that the sentiment is roughly the same.

Though I do find this conversation interesting. And I generally don't like being forced to do a conversation that lacks any meaning whatsoever.

You make a very solid point. If I were being honest I wasn't really expecting anyone to come and weigh in on my incessant whining, but I guess I was wrong. That happens on occasion.

I'm glad that makes two of us. I never thought I would meet an Outer being without, you know, my brain melting out of my ears or something equally as ridiculous as that. I especially didn't expect to have a conversation and keep my sanity in tact for so long.

Do you make it a regular habit to speak with humans?

Yes.

And I could do that too if you want me to.

You know, I think I am okay. I am decently content with the way that my mind functions now. If I can avoid screwing that up too much, I think that I will.

Thanks for the offer.

You sounded mildly disappointed. So I wished to impart at least that opportunity of affirming your convictions.

Now, I could return the question to you. If you know what I am and are disquieted by me, then why persist in conversation? Aside from your player's musing there is no need to prolong your discomfort.

Ah well thank you for checking.

Just because something makes me somewhat uncomfortable doesn't necessarily mean that it isn't interesting enough for me to want to learn more about it. I don't know if discomfort would exactly be the word I would use to describe you to be completely honest. Like all of the others I definitely get that tingly, clammy sort of feeling but you're pleasant enough to speak with. At least enough so where it outweighs my hesitations.

Besides, when else will I get the opportunity to speak to one of your kind without completely losing my shit just by looking at them?

Hmhm...

The more important question is how often you would get this close to one of us without our presence maligning the very core of your being?

If not consume you outright.

I would rather avoid ever being in that sort of situation. That doesn't really sound like something that I would like to experience unless it was completely and entirely necessarily.
Satisfying my curiosity is not on that list.

I can, you know.

In fact it is the fact that I am making an effort to inhibit my effect on reality around me is what is allowing us to have this conversation with little harm to you.

It's very hard, you know.

I appreciate that you are working to not destroy my mind. The fact that you can execute such control for such an extended period of time is very impressive.
At the very least you are no longer holding the human form. Does that make it a little less strenuous?

I AM very impressive. You should be impressed, HEHEHE...

And no. Maintaining a human form is just a small fraction compared to pulling in myself. But it is not hard. I can do this forever if I wished.

[You are such a dirty liar, Yggy...]

you know sometimes just one friend is enough.
hahahaha or it's certainly better than none!
i think. i don't know man, there's nothing wrong with a little guess work.
not everything has to go with a plan, that's just dull.

If there were none I don't think I would be here right now.

Guess work can be the difference between total party wipeout and a major success. I am of the belief that having a plan is the best thing that you can do for yourself. If you have a plan, there is a solid foundation to base any future thoughts and actions on. If that plan fails, that is what back up plans are for.

Not having a plan? That shit sucks.

see! that's the good part. friends are great.

ahh i suppose you're right.
i'm for sure not a planning type though. go with the flow works for me without too much issue hehehe.
rose only seemed to have one plan, for us to be where we are now, but it did work! with a lot of running around.
she's smart like that, albeit reckless too.

i dunno, having plans are kinda restricting at times. like. does it always have to follow a set path? what about when stuff doesn't work? where's the thinking on your feet and landing with something completely unexpected??

Friends are a pretty great thing to have, yeah. They help keep my sane. At the same time they make it entirely that much more difficult. People. Gotta love 'em.

That's what back up plans are for. Just because you have one back up plan doesn't mean you can't have more. Developing plans on the fly or modifying previous plans based on events that occur in real time is a very important skill that every master planner should have. Without that, you are more likely to get stressed and overwhelmed than anything else.

So I guess, in shorthand, being able to be flexible in your planning is ultimately the best option.

eh nothin wrong with a bit of nerves
its good to try and overcome em
esp when it means i get to prey on some strider ;3

Ah, the ever-elusive Roxy Lalonde. Here she is in her natural habitat.
Glad to see that one of us is at least somewhat enthusiastic about this potentially surprising turn of events.
If I were being honest I would have to say that I am adjusting to it. I am still trying to decide if that is a good thing or a bad thing.
What brings you to this neck of the proverbial woods?

what can i say
after being stuck in a game
kinda miss my coolkid
there are worst things 2 be adjusted to
*too?
*man can never remember the diff between to and too for sentence ends
mostly around to bother u

Am I wrong in assuming that this game you refer to is not the game that we have been stuck with and now in pretty much our entire lives?
To would be correct. The form 'Too' is used when you are describing something in addition to the subject matter.
For example: "He too wanted to be able to become a sweet motherfucking ninja."
That sentence was a bit strange format wise, but you get the point.
Or a simpler example for your exact problem: "Me too."
Whether or not that is a full sentence can be debated, but it's close enough.
At least we can return to some semblance of normalcy. Your ridiculously pink text has become a beacon of hope in the turbulent storm that is what I have come to expect of life.

nope
u r the exact opposite of wrong
in one of those official games of meta space
amnesia team one where i get to learn about my life in lil chunks
which decidedly sucks balls
but i remember you guys so at least theres that

aaaaa ok
just the one meaning instead of all the uses
coolio

dawwww
<3 u too
been missing your orange
the most sure thing in my life
just as sure as it rhymes with nothing properly

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