homeless.

[faking]

Been a dreadful long time since I was around. And I do really mean dreadful when I say it, you don't know what it's like to not be thought of at all. No, don't say you thought of me all along, because I know you're lying to me. You'd have been kinder if you were thinking of me this whole while.

After all I did for you, too. No, no, don't give me that, I know you don't really care. I'll be quiet now if I must. Hush-hush, that's me. I'll shut up and you won't ever have to deal with me again. You can go and have fun with everyone else. I don't need to be a part of it.

Ugh, I don't know why you rewatched it either. It was really bad, right?

Comments

[strideonstrider]

wow
what an incredible speech
im moved to tears buddy i really am
that was so inspiring
have you considered going into motivational speaking
i think its your life calling

[faking]

Sarcasm is a very low form of wit, you should feel ashamed and embarrassed.

[strideonstrider]

ashamed and embarrassed
sorry afraid not
its a very crucial form of communication where i come from
shows youre not a hostile
a necessary evil

[faking]

If nothing else that garish color of yours is hostile so I'm afraid your necessary evil has fallen flat.

[strideonstrider]

huh so i suppose i have offended you twice then huh
man i feel just awful to upset such a courteous young man
i could change to a red if orange really does make you poor little eyes hurt so much

[faking]

Oh, don't change on my account. People are what they are. I suppose you can't help being tasteless.

[Hypocrisy is an art.]

[strideonstrider]

i wasnt really planning on it
that was more sarcasm

anyway im just gonna cut to the seed of this here
why you complaining so much for being let out to actually stretch your wings
think youd like the fresh air

[faking]

Is there really any point in fresh air if I just have to go back in afterward? This is all just an exercise to sate her, it has nothing to do with me. There's nothing exciting about this. I don't actually get to go anywhere or experience anything. I want to travel, but I'm cooped up. Telling me to 'stretch my wings' is just teasing me.

[strideonstrider]

let me ask you this then
would you rather just sit in the dark your whole life
or would you rather come out and talk to some assholes
maybe have some fun with it
prove to your mun that youre capable of more
you want out
why dont you go join a game
thatd count as travel
i mean youre out here now
live a little

[faking]

...M... Motivational speaking indeed.

[strideonstrider]

nah thats not what im doing
im just letting you know the facts
after all
you seem to have a pretty strong personality
i bet youre stubborn too and your sass is great
so why not stick it to your mun now while you have the opportunity too

[faking]

[Don't doki over an orange bird guy, Alois. Your life is weird enough.]

She does deserve to be stuck it to. Just, I wouldn't know where to go. It's hard to make travel plans when you've been stuck inside for ages.

[strideonstrider]

[He'll give you a warm smile before flashing a grin.]

well like any good vacation youre gonna have to do research
its your life were talking about
i think thats worth a little bit of effort
dont you