dear_mun | Muse is annoyed - what else is new? [Canon is Broardchurch]

You would only be so lucky.

I have been called many things in my life - 'lucky' has never been one of them.

If you ain't in one of these so called 'games', you're lucky. I wouldn't be tryin' to change that if I were you.

I don't particularly want the situation changed. I just want her to get me out of her head - put me back where I belong.

And you are?

That's not likely to happen any time soon.

Ava Crowder, you?

That's what I was afraid of.

Alec Hardy.

If you're strong enough, you'll find yourself in some hell soon enough. Just hope you don't end up somewhere as dangerous as I am.

And where are you?

Maison de Portes...a house of monsters and torture.

Sounds charming.

Mm. Almost enough to make me wish I was home.

You must be from a right lovely place then.

Currently? Kentucky's finest women's penitentiary, so I guess you can make the call on that.

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I thought I heard the sound of arguing. Hi, Alec.

I'm that memorable?

Something like that. So I'm just going to guess here, but things have not gone well for you?

I'm flattered.

Bored out of my mind.

Well, I'd trade you, but I'm just moping and then glowering.

So I read earlier.

[COUGH - GRUMP - COUGH]

My condolences.

[Alec sucks so much at comforting people - so much]

Thank you.

[At least he noticed. Karen is mildly offended that of all the people she plays with, only two of them actually said anything.]

Are you just looking for something to do or - my mun just keeps throwing me into memes. Sometimes, you meet some great people. Other times, not so much.

[He just nods before continuing on.]

I'm not sure. What kind of memes?

There're all kinds. My mun just surfs through to see if there's anyone that interests her.

I didn't know what I was doing, and I ended up dating a firefighter who's moved in with me. It's been - different, but really sweet.

[Oh, that gets her a look.]

No one needs to be moving in with me.

[Sure, he knows that not all memes turn out like that - very few in fact - but he has no desire to have that happen. Divorced and alone worked just fine for him.

And even if it didn't he didn't much fancy the idea of subjecting another human being to being around him anymore than was absolutely necessary. No delusions of grandeur with this one.]

You must be a riot first thing in the morning.

[She chuckled.]

It's good to see you, though, Alec. And if there's anything my mun or I can do for you or yours, just ask.

Oi, move on in with me and find out. I hate morning breath, by the way.

[Yes, he is joking.

He waves a hand at her.]

Eh, I don't need anything from anyone.

[Liar.]

Good to see you, too.