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[breezeofthesea]

Aye so lemme get this straight. Even though I already returned to my world after ricking my life venturing forth into Equestria to get pollen for my homeland. After being reunited with my special somebreezie, who may I remind you was worried for my safe return and not becoming a widow and single mother. Then you come in to take me to who knows where? Is all that correct?

So I ask ye mun, do you really want to know what I think?

Jag ska döda dig, din feta jävla gädda! Hur vågar du ta mig från mitt hem! Jag bryr mig inte om hur stor du är, jag ska spöa dig!

[Geeze Seabreeze. No need to get confrontational.]

[ooc: Apologizes to any Swedes and how I may of butchered any grammar in that line of sentences.]

Comments

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Sådana vidriga språk.

[Traveling all across Equestria can lead to a few skills being picked up.]

[breezeofthesea]

Jo jag är inte i den bästa av stämningar just nu är jag?

[Wait. Get an eyebrow raise Trixie, since ponies don't usually speak his tongue]

You wouldn't happen to know of a quiet yellow pegasus would you?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Det spelar ingen roll vilket humör du är i. Foul språket är fult språk. But enough about that. Trixie does indeed recall your yellow pegasus. She has seen her for but a couple of times.

[breezeofthesea]

[He curses under his breath. You're not his mom Trixie, he can talk any way he wants.]

That might explain some things. My name's Seabreeze; she was one of the ponies who helped me and my people get home.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie doesn't care. She's classy, if overly theatrical.]

Oh? And just where is your home?

[Because if she hasn't performed there yet, she needs to.]

[breezeofthesea]

Unless you know how to open portals to other worlds it might be a tad difficult for ye to find.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Nothing is too difficult for The Great and Powerful Trixie!

[breezeofthesea]

Forgive me for not taking your word for it.

[Otherwise why didn't anypony use that spell earlier when they all needed it?]

[strawberry_roll]

Hmm... Well, this place isn't quite so bad. It's when you get into a game that things get tricky. That's usually when all the rules kick in.

[breezeofthesea]

That is not the point.

Is it so wrong for a father to want to be with his family?

[strawberry_roll]

No, that's not wrong at all...

[breezeofthesea]

Exactly.

I don't want to go on any adventures, risking my neck at the wild blue yonder. I just want to be them.

[strawberry_roll]

Well, can't your mun give you plenty of down-time? Mine doesn't restrict me from hanging out with my family, so I don't see why yours should be any different...

[breezeofthesea]

Your mun...does?

[strawberry_roll]

Well, yeah. She's pretty easygoing about that sort of thing.

Like I mentioned, the only problem I had was when I was in a game. According to its canon, I was pretty much stuck there. Couldn't go back home or anything. But even then, she'd still let me do whatever I wanted. It just wasn't 'canon to the game'.

[breezeofthesea]

[His expression softens]

Then maybe mine is not so different? He says he will not keep me from going home, and says he has sent others to their homes in the past. But how can believe I him?

[strawberry_roll]

*She smiles at that.*

Strange as it is, you just have to trust them. I know it takes getting used to, but most muns aren't that bad. And they pick us out 'cause they really, really like us, so~

[breezeofthesea]

...They have a funny way of showing it.

But I suppose giving them a chance won't hurt.

[strawberry_roll]

And if they mess with you too much, just give 'em hell for it.

[breezeofthesea]

[That earns a smirk.]

Ya can be sure I will. My name's Seabreeze by the way.

[hangthedj]

Yeah, Imma be the first to admit, this is kind of a raw deal. Like they didn't even bother pretendin' there was any kinda preparation here. Just ripped it right outta the ground in front of you and slapped it down on your plate.

[Wait, this is starting to get away from her now. Focus, Vinyl, focus.]

But what's goin' on here? With all the stampin' and shoutin' and just generally bein' kinda fussy? Trust me, that does pretty much jack all. You gotta go with the flow, little man. Ride it out, see where this takes you.

[breezeofthesea]

That is easy for you to say. When you are my size what you ponies consider a simple rain storm can be dangerous.

[hangthedj]

Exactly. Equestria's like a minefield for you guys. Dangers 'round every corner. Gotta stay sharp, gotta stay tough. You are a survivor, amigo.

Whatever mun throws your way, you know you can take it.

[breezeofthesea]

I have ta admit, you have a point.

Whatever this mun has in store I ain't gonna take it lightly.

[hangthedj]

See? It's gonna be fine. Heck, they might even feel like treatin' you. There's some pretty cool places out there if you can look past all the horror stories.

[breezeofthesea]

The only treat I want is to be home.

But I understand what ye are saying. As the sun and moon as my witness, I am going whatever danger be thrown at me!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...I have no idea what you just said, but that was adorable!

[She doesn't care whose mother you just insulted, but tiny cute fairy horse-thingy? That's super cute.]

[breezeofthesea]

[That seems to be the go to reaction to his people. He's used to it by now.]

Believe me, what I just said was anything but adorable.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Really?

So, What are you anyway? You're too small to be a fairy, but you look kind of like a little horse.

[wonderbolt]

[Hah. She's vaguely familiar with Breezies, sort... of. They come near Cloudsdale, she helps move them to Ponyville. Easy stuff, right?]

It could always be worse. At least they might not be sending you to a place that'll torture you? It could always be worse with these people.

[breezeofthesea]

[Easy on your end maybe.]

'Course it could always be worse. Doesn't mean I like it.

[kind_to_all]

Oh, it's okay. You should only do what you want to do, Seabreeze.

[ ... still feeling a little guilt for almost costing him a ride home. ]