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dear_mun2014-03-07 02:54 pm
spinssickburns) wrote in dear_mun2014-03-07 02:54 pm
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are you serious (homeless)
no really
what exactly do you think youre doing
because it looks like youre setting up my old account
like a old man digging out his old trading cards
you know youre not going to play the game
why bother manhandling the merchandise
just going to get your greasy finger prints all over them like a bad crime scene
decreasing the value and leaving yourself guilty all at once
police will have an easy time catching your smug ass
what exactly do you think youre doing
because it looks like youre setting up my old account
like a old man digging out his old trading cards
you know youre not going to play the game
why bother manhandling the merchandise
just going to get your greasy finger prints all over them like a bad crime scene
decreasing the value and leaving yourself guilty all at once
police will have an easy time catching your smug ass
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you will just have to deal with the grubby fingerprints
and possibly the old mans grandwigglers trying to put you in their mouths
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they told me it would be all glory shots and home runs
the the quarter back wouldnt be able to touch me
but grandwigglers
ive never dealt with little bitty grubs before aradia
what am i suppose to do
let them teeth on my delicate corners
thats going to dog ear the shit out of my holo foil
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BECAUSE SHIT, LITTLE SHADY MOTHERFUCKER, YOU SEEM TO BE ALL UP AND WILLING TO GET OUT.
YOU COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE NOT.
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its an adult juggalo
i never thought i would live to see this day
are you that messiah of miracles gamzee is always going on about
shit man youre tall enough to be
now dont misunderstand me
i see where you are going with this
yeah it seems like a grand idea to embrace the freedom
run around and spread my wings
which is other mes thing by the way
but when youre just gonna get shut down and put away in the dusty attic again
i dunno i just dont see the point
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NO, MY DESCENDANT IS THE MESSIAHS WITHIN HIMSELF. I AM A MERE MOTHERFUCKING PROPHET. A HARBINGER OF DEATH AND MIRTH. I KNOW WHAT ALL I UP AND BE DOING, AND IT IS A MERE TRIFLE IN COMPARISON TO WHAT MIRACLES THAT LITTLE HOMIE IS GOING TO BE A PART OF.
NOW THAT'S AN UNFORTUNATE SITUATION, HUMAN. I HAVE NO DOUBT THERE WILL BE A TIME WHEN YOUR MUNDANE WILL INEVITABLY TUCK YOU BACK INTO THE CLOSET WITH THE OTHERS AND YOU SHALL FIND YOUR FATE UNFORTUNATE, SHOULD YOU HAVE ANY OPINION OF IT AT ALL IN THAT TIME.
HOWEVER, FOR WHAT LITTLE TIME YOU HAVE, NO MATTER HOW TEMPORARY OR MOTHERFUCKING UNDEFINED, YOU MUST SEEK TO FIND THE JOY IN IT. WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEBODY BE ALL GROUSING OVER THE LIBERATION THAT BEING PLAYED AFFORDS?
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i can figure why the actual fuck you would be i mean talk about jokes of the internet
consider it stricken from the conversation
will not mention again not once not even if its the secret password
you have a surprisingly go get em attitude on this whole situation dont you
like way to remain positive on the matter
kinda like one of those old inspirational men from johns movies
always pushing the protagonist to not give up
riding on your little bicycle in the montage straight into the sunset
this is actually mind blowing
i did not expect you to be my mick
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IT IS AS INEVITABLE AS FINAL DEATH FOR EVERYBODY AND YET, YOU DO NOT ALL UP AND MOTHERFUCKING FEAR DEATH, OR GROUSE OVER WORRYING ABOUT IT? SHIT, LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER, YOU'VE GOT YOUR HYPOCRACY ON REAL TIGHT IF YOU THINK IT'S MUCH DIFFERENT.
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ill take it
the scariest motherfucker backing me in the ring
pretty sure no one would fuck with that
dont mistake my bitching for giving up though
i am far from done with this world i got a lot of shit to do
im not going away without a fight
fuck that
itll be the fight of a century itll go down in the books
schools will teach little wrigglers about this battle for ages
this is a pivotal point in history everything will be decided here and now
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DO NOT ASSUME I HAVE YOUR BACK, LITTLE HUMAN. JUST THINK OF THIS AS MOTHERFUCKING SOLIDARITY COMING FROM A CANON STANDPOINT.
US MISFITS ALL UP AND GOT TO STICK TOGETHER.
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i dont know you like that
but i have to say a lot of inspirational shit comes out of your mouth
i got this on lock down i own it its mine
nobody is going to be taking this victory from me
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GETCHU SOME, HUMAN.
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leader of trolls
yeah that would do it wouldnt it
probably more like a cut artery in a horror flick
just spewing forth painting the room like the the wallpaper was the most hideous thing imaginable
that room is forever changed in your wake
you best believe i am going to get up into lifes personal space
never breaking eye contact
nessle myself right up against its titties
and motorboat em
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WISDOM WOULD BE A VAST IMPROVEMENT TO SCUMBLOOD BROWN.
BETTER BE TIPPING LIFE FOR THAT SHIT, I THINK THAT SORT OF TREATMENT IS EXTRA.
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at least for walls
what color would wisdom be you think
im pretty wise so maybe red
but its your mouth spilling it all over so probably purple huh
oh dont worry about that
I pay my dues to the dirt
im the eccentric guy who tips in $100 bills folded up like peacocks
nothing says loaded like a rich peacock
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YOU'RE NOT WISE, JUST A WISEASS. FAR MOTHERFUCKING DIFFERENT, LITTLE BROTHER.
JUST THROW THAT PEACOCK ON THE GROUND. BUY YOURSELF SOMETHING NICE, DIRT.
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nobody wants a donkey ruining their upholstery
shits messy youre lucky youre dealing with me
next thing you know the dirt has a giant as rock with it
the scandal
cloths tossed everywhere
underwear on the lamp
dirt had a great time all because of strider
no need to thank him though he is humble
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THERE IS VERY LITTLE WITH WHICH I WILL PUT UP, BUT DUMBASSERY IS ONE OF THOSE WHICH HAS AN INSTANT FACTOR OF FUCK THAT.
GODDAMN, THAT GROUND WORKS FAST.
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there is no accounting for dumbass
for some reason theyre blessed with the luck of the devil
i mean come on
youd think darwinism would work better on these guys
but no they keep on coming in impressive numbers
flock together
they enter the room and you can feel the iq drop like a bowling ball from fifty stories up
whatever it lands on will break
pray it isnt you
a lot the ground can do with a peacock of cash
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i could teach you
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I would be surprised if you even had a yard.
Besides, that's your thing, not mine. I wouldn't want to cramp your style.
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let me tell you what friend
if every old woman decided to have a bake sale to end all bake sales
and made the tastiest shit since the dawn of man and then laced it with crack cocaine
my yard would still be fuller
pushing max capacity in this bitch
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You forgot to factor in those who aren't terribly fond of baked goods. That factor alone could earn you a significant advantage to those poor old ladies.
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anyone who doesnt like baked goods is on drugs
which are clearly included in said pastries via the crack
all the bases are covered
no man left behind
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what kind of people do you take these old bats for
they havent bought a box mix since they came over from the old country
shits so homemade they built their own ovens
sewn their own aprons
dealt their own crack
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Also how the hell could someone who lived in the "old country" afford box mix back home?
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[Dave's forgotten what its like to get asked to slow down.]
right
theyre from old money so theyre actually pretty fucking loaded
see how many people should be drawn to the bakery yard
rich old women and baked goods
youre only making my case stronger
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Why would anyone from a family of old money waste time baking and selling their wares on their front lawn? They don't need the money and they certainly don't need all of the extra attention from potential news crews and the like if they are putting drugs in their baked goods.
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it was just inferred you should be embarrassed that you didnt pick up on it in the first place
clearly youre not understanding the depth and personalities of our aged ladies
they do it for the same reasons they host tupperware parties
and hold embroidery death matches
to lure in the innocent
the poor
and the generally hungry
keep them there with their addictive substances
and have a massive army of mind slaves
its what all rich people do dude cmon keep up with me
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I can't exactly contest the need that some rich people have for finding and creating mind slaves seeing as I have experienced that first hand though so I will at least give you that one.
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who needs tupperware more than the poor
all their home cooked meals and left overs
youre not thinking out side the box enough
and notice the term death match
you tell me that poor folk dont like watching the rich compete with death on the line
not many walk away the same from an embroidery death match
case and point
my yard full
crazy rich power driven elderly women with excellent baking abilities
slightly less
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Admittedly there are things such as food shelves but the number of families in need that don't have the proper resources to even learn about such things would obviously prevent them from utilizing said resources.
Case and point, I think that we are arguing over something that is entirely pointless but it has been fun seeing your rebuttals to my over-analysis of your lengthy metaphors.
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pretty sure thats exactly where that metaphor was suppose to go
actually yeah that was pretty fun
generally rose is the only one who calls me on my shit
and its never that fun when she does it
you actually bring a challenge to the table
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sounds like someone's feeling lonely and nostalgic to me.
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clearly my mun needs to get a better hobby
one that doesnt involve puppetry song and dance
im a fine dancer but i havent stretched in years
literal years and she expects me to waltz
i mean i definitely can but its the god damn principal of the matter
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dancing though... maybe not the waltz.
the waltz is blah and repetitive...
not that i would know a lot about it.
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little john in his green suit spinning around a dance floor
its dorky enough to fit
but youre right when it comes to me i prefer to tear a rug
break dance battles are where its at
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and i'm not little anymore!
what about tap dancing. you'll be making just as many weird dumb movements only you'll be standing.
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we all know that tap dancing was definitely more roses style of grooving
combined of course with river dance
chest and above straight as a board unblinking and staring
but hot damn below the stomach
moving so fast making all that noise you cant keep jack shit straight
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i saw her more of a ballet kind of girl.
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lets just all take a moment
to appreciate the imagery
of rose in a fucking tutu
one of those pink frilly ones
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no way she'd make it purple and gothy.
with beads or weird tendril things made of yarn.
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it would be all black and purple
probs tentacles and crosses or some shit
the darkest one of them all
tip toeing her way to your doom
look at her majestic prance