Canon is Scandal.

[wearswhitehat]

Okay, that's a new low. Making Jake wait outside the hotel room with the Secret Service while I have sex with Fitz - and then argue with Fitz about Jake? That's not only awkward, that's just rude and a little gross. I know we don't have a Jake, but I still felt like I wanted to apologize to him after.

You like talking about how since you're the mun, you can tweak canon. Well, tweak it. Can we have a world where I don't make a perfectly good man listen to me sleep with his friend? Or one where Quinn doesn't pull a gun on me? And stop saying she did it because I'm sleeping with Charlie. Any or all of these things would be great.

Maybe I need to start drinking coffee.

Comments

[proceedings]

Sounds like you live an interesting life.

[wearswhitehat]

You have no idea. Sometimes I think my canon is just the writers saying 'how can we fuck with Olivia now?'

[proceedings]

Now that I get. Though what you really need to worry about is when things are going good.

[wearswhitehat]

They don't seem to go good for very long on our show. I'm apparently back with the man I love, but only so we can argue after we have sex.

Dare I ask what's happening to you?

[proceedings]

That does suck. Right now? Just entering a relationship, got trouble looming in the background.

You know those things that just seem to explode eventually.

[wearswhitehat]

Like your girlfriend's going to dump you and you'll end up with some huge case against like, your worst enemy who conveniently happens to reappear?

Yeah. Been there.

I'm Olivia, but you probably knew that already.