Canon is Scandal.

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Okay, that's a new low. Making Jake wait outside the hotel room with the Secret Service while I have sex with Fitz - and then argue with Fitz about Jake? That's not only awkward, that's just rude and a little gross. I know we don't have a Jake, but I still felt like I wanted to apologize to him after.

You like talking about how since you're the mun, you can tweak canon. Well, tweak it. Can we have a world where I don't make a perfectly good man listen to me sleep with his friend? Or one where Quinn doesn't pull a gun on me? And stop saying she did it because I'm sleeping with Charlie. Any or all of these things would be great.

Maybe I need to start drinking coffee.