The eyes of Sauron are upon you, Dear Mun. And other places as well....

[darklordofrings]

The shadow of my purpose falls upon you all. Sauron the Great, Master of Arda has come to claim all worlds as his proper dominion. All shall be subjected to my beautiful, terrible order!

Slave, take me to these lands of promise so I may make them mine. As long as I have my ring, I need no army but myself with my wits and craft to take them. Do so, and you shall be rewarded most generously while I teach the peoples of Paradisa and Imperial Saga, the true meaning of fear.

Comments

[kamenriderdecade]

Hm. You'd certainly make things a lot more interesting.

[darklordofrings]

On your knees, mortal. Sauron, your future lord and master commands it.

[gimmeyourfear]

[JUST HAVE SOME DREAMY EYES THERE, RULER OF DARKNESS, LORD OF EVIL, MASTER OF MORDER, ETC.]

[kamenriderdecade]

Maybe next time.

...no, wait actually, now that I think about it I'm sure no matter how many times you say it I'm not going to do it.

[darklordofrings]

What do what of Sauron, mortal?

[gimmeyourfear]

[Dreamy eyes + chin in hands. Someone can't get enough of you, Sauron. Just, damn. Damn!]

You even sound how I always imagined growing up...can I have your autograph?

[darklordofrings]

[Time to use the power of the One Ring to mentally dominate you.]

You will submit yourself to Sauron

[ourbitterend]

[Ha ha ha- NO. Be it Sith Lord or... whatever Sauron is, Avlin Jonos bows for no man.]

...

[romana2]

Is this supposed to impress me? Supposed to instill fear?

[Pretty much, not. Romana is a Time Lord and knows how these things end.]

It does neither.

[genuine_human]

Order? Heh, heh. How can you even stand pursuing such a boring goal, let alone any goal? You could do so much more than that, Herr Sauron.

[justonelittlemindcrush]

Ultimate evils with their powers bound up in a magical ring? This seems oddly familiar somehow!

[bowbeforedoom]

The only order that all worlds shall be subjected to is DOOM'S order. Interfere, and you shall perish like so many others.

Care to test Doom's willpower against the One Ring?

[darklordofrings]

[Sauron hits you with all the mental power his ring gives him. His will crashs into you mind with the force of a thousand hurricanes.]

Submit unto Sauron, Victor von Doom

[darklordofrings]

Swear your undying allegiance to me, first and I will grant you this boon.

[gimmeyourfear]

[Ohhh, this is far beyond the scope of whatever Stephen Colbert could have dreamed of when he first frolicked through the Shire and held his own at the gates of Mordor upon his first reading...and his second...]

Oh, you don't want a guy like me. I'm just a fan.

But of course

[bowbeforedoom]

[...And Doom doesn't even flinch. Even without his armour, he has a habit of resisting attempts to control his mind - the armour just makes it that much easier.]

DOOM submits to no one.

[darklordofrings]

Oh but you will woman, You must assuredly will.
[Yes, he's reading your mind. Can you feel him inside your head, Avlin?]

[midget]

Hooo? Did somebody let out the third-rate movie villains? [ Pot, kettle, etc. ]

Please, I would love to see you try. It would be marvelous entertainment.

[darklordofrings]

[Time to turn up the pressure. The following chat begin to echo in your head, growing lounder and lounder like a mad drumbeat.]

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

[darklordofrings]

Did you know that I was once Lord of the Vampires and Warewolves, little wench? I know all their secrets. How to make and unmake them. So know your place.

[inafadingcrown]

"Master of Arda?" How quickly you claim your titles. You have not yet won, Sauron, and you will not go unopposed so long as there is breath in me.

[midget]

I think you'll find I'm a "special case."

But still, feel free to carry out whatever threats you wish. That might also prove amusing, and so little is these days.

[ourbitterend]

[She can feel it and she dislikes it. Muchly.]

I'll do no such thing, scum.

Care to test a Time Lord's willpower against the One Ring?

[darklordofrings]

[Sauron hits you with all the mental power his ring gives him. His will crashs into you mind with the force of a thousand hurricanes.]

Submit unto Sauron.

[iorhael]

[Don't mind him, he's just with Sam, climbing up Mount Doom right under your nose]

The Ring will never be yours again.