darklordofrings: (Default)
Sauron the Great, Dark Lord of Mordor ([personal profile] darklordofrings) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-03-10 09:08 pm

The eyes of Sauron are upon you, Dear Mun. And other places as well....

The shadow of my purpose falls upon you all. Sauron the Great, Master of Arda has come to claim all worlds as his proper dominion. All shall be subjected to my beautiful, terrible order!

Slave, take me to these lands of promise so I may make them mine. As long as I have my ring, I need no army but myself with my wits and craft to take them. Do so, and you shall be rewarded most generously while I teach the peoples of Paradisa and Imperial Saga, the true meaning of fear.
kamenriderdecade: (Sheesh)

[personal profile] kamenriderdecade 2012-03-11 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. You'd certainly make things a lot more interesting.
gimmeyourfear: (Adorkable.)

[personal profile] gimmeyourfear 2012-03-11 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[JUST HAVE SOME DREAMY EYES THERE, RULER OF DARKNESS, LORD OF EVIL, MASTER OF MORDER, ETC.]
kamenriderdecade: (That so?)

[personal profile] kamenriderdecade 2012-03-11 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe next time.

...no, wait actually, now that I think about it I'm sure no matter how many times you say it I'm not going to do it.
gimmeyourfear: (Adorkable.)

[personal profile] gimmeyourfear 2012-03-11 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Dreamy eyes + chin in hands. Someone can't get enough of you, Sauron. Just, damn. Damn!]

You even sound how I always imagined growing up...can I have your autograph?
ourbitterend: (we are ready for the siege)

[personal profile] ourbitterend 2012-03-11 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Ha ha ha- NO. Be it Sith Lord or... whatever Sauron is, Avlin Jonos bows for no man.]

...
romana2: (Thoughtful)

[personal profile] romana2 2012-03-11 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Is this supposed to impress me? Supposed to instill fear?

[Pretty much, not. Romana is a Time Lord and knows how these things end.]

It does neither.
genuine_human: (pic#2650755)

[personal profile] genuine_human 2012-03-11 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Order? Heh, heh. How can you even stand pursuing such a boring goal, let alone any goal? You could do so much more than that, Herr Sauron.
justonelittlemindcrush: (pharoh: dramatic point!)

[personal profile] justonelittlemindcrush 2012-03-11 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ultimate evils with their powers bound up in a magical ring? This seems oddly familiar somehow!
bowbeforedoom: (BEGONE FOOLS!)

[personal profile] bowbeforedoom 2012-03-11 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
The only order that all worlds shall be subjected to is DOOM'S order. Interfere, and you shall perish like so many others.
gimmeyourfear: (Do you think before speaking? Ever?)

[personal profile] gimmeyourfear 2012-03-11 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Ohhh, this is far beyond the scope of whatever Stephen Colbert could have dreamed of when he first frolicked through the Shire and held his own at the gates of Mordor upon his first reading...and his second...]

Oh, you don't want a guy like me. I'm just a fan.
bowbeforedoom: (EXACTLY AS PLANNED)

But of course

[personal profile] bowbeforedoom 2012-03-11 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[...And Doom doesn't even flinch. Even without his armour, he has a habit of resisting attempts to control his mind - the armour just makes it that much easier.]

DOOM submits to no one.
midget: (I'm a witch)

[personal profile] midget 2012-03-11 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Hooo? Did somebody let out the third-rate movie villains? [ Pot, kettle, etc. ]

Please, I would love to see you try. It would be marvelous entertainment.
inafadingcrown: (suspicious)

[personal profile] inafadingcrown 2012-03-11 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Master of Arda?" How quickly you claim your titles. You have not yet won, Sauron, and you will not go unopposed so long as there is breath in me.
midget: (There's a funny story)

[personal profile] midget 2012-03-11 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
I think you'll find I'm a "special case."

But still, feel free to carry out whatever threats you wish. That might also prove amusing, and so little is these days.
ourbitterend: (i won't let you through)

[personal profile] ourbitterend 2012-03-11 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[She can feel it and she dislikes it. Muchly.]

I'll do no such thing, scum.
iorhael: (struggling climb)

[personal profile] iorhael 2012-03-11 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't mind him, he's just with Sam, climbing up Mount Doom right under your nose]

The Ring will never be yours again.

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