u wanna go jim

[hischair]

[ Because this post is so relevant. ]

I do tons of things when Spock isn't around, excuse you. Tons. [ "Things" tho. ] Shut up.

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heh

[medicos]

[ S N O R T. ]

shrieks

[hischair]

That means you, too.

[fauxciopath]

For some reason, my mun seems determined that I talk to you. So. Here I am.

[And unimpressed with the whole business tbh.]

[hischair]

Oh my God, okay. Uh. [ ??? khanbutnot. ] Hey. Can you do me a favor?

[phonetical]

I think that's where the problem lies.

[You need a straightman forever, Jimbo.]

[hischair]

[ Internally screaming. ]

That's gonna ... Yeah, I think. Yeah.

[iwillprotectyou]

[ Just laughing ]

HA HA! It's like you're hopeless!

[hischair]

Wow, thanks for the heads up. Really needed that.

[ozhika]

How do you distinguish the weight of these 'things'?

[hischair]

Why can't you just accept I do things of incredible merit when you're not around, Spock? I could be re-inventing phaser technology. You don't know.

[ He's been in bars doing recon. A lot of recon. ]

[starfleet_brat]

[Singing:]

Uncle Jim and Spock
sitting in a tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g~

[hischair]

I can't spell.

[ SHOTS FIRED, KID. ]

[cadet]

[ just this face. ]

[hischair]

I think the team name is a bit much, though.

[her_gift]

Aye aye, Captain.

[hischair]

I'm sure I'd remember if you were on my crew, miss.

[colorofthesky]

You do, huh?

[ Not laughing, not laughing, not laughing... ]

[hischair]

[ ... Well. ]

Loads. Be fair, Fair.

[parallels]

Thank goodness.

It would be really quite terrible, not to do things.

[hischair]

You're telling me.

[sf_girl_friday]

If you're so enthusiastic about those 'things' captain, I'm sure that I can find some paperwork that needs your attention.

[hischair]

[ !! Janiiiice. Personal Yeoman = best yeoman. ]

Uh, no need for that. I'm sure my word on the matter will suffice.

Since we already have Sherlock in this thing

[seesthebattlefield]

[Oh, has John been there.]

Mm. I hear you. It's like if they find it boring, it doesn't count.

[hischair]

You alright there, man? Sounding bitter.

[barsoombamf]

Rather attached to your first mate are you, Captain Kirk?

[She smirks, seeming to know damn well that 'first mate' is not Spock's title.]

[hischair]

[ So many insinuations, so little time. Uhura must be watching all of this either wanting to strangle Jim or dying with laughter. He hopes it's the latter, he can take making him and Spock look like asses in public. Done it plenty of times before. ]

As much as a captain and commander ought to be.

[watchmaker]

Codependency issues are a real bitch. [AND SYLAR WOULD KNOW BECAUSE HE'S NEEDY AS SHIT.]

[hischair]

We're a team, and if I didn't depend on my XO I'd be kind've worried what that said about our work ethic.

[ Stop this Spock!face-but-not, so creepy. ]

But yeah, it ... sucks, at times like these.

i have no excuse

[tofindthesun]

Things, or people? [the most straight-faced eyebrow raising ever.]

crying

[hischair]

[ oh okay elfboy thats how u wanna go lET'S GO. THE MOST STRAIGHT-FACED REPLY EVER because god damn it, Legolas. ]

People? You mean, like your dad?

[hexuality]

You sure? You've always struck me as the pining sort, Kirk.

[hischair]

Only for you, carrottop, only for you.

[iambetter]

Getting into trouble so he's forced to come to your aid doesn't count, Captain.

[hischair]

Strangely, Khan, I'm not asking for your opinion on the matter.

[directives]

History begs to differ.

[ alternate history or not, kirk is still kirk. ]

[hischair]

Your history, maybe. You know me and him are about as interchangeable as spoons and forks.

[ Also Kathryyyyn. Hihihi. ]

How've you been, Captain?

[sixhalves]

*gasp*

CAPTAIN! It's you!

[bisexualfury]

You mean like elephants?