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[shaveandaharecut]

[Rabbit get out. Get out now.]

Awww c'mon, munny! Where's your sense of fun!?

[Not here. Leave.]

Hey, I'd gladly leave but we're stuck together like glue! Besides, buddy! Someone's gotta make everyone laugh! Includin' you!

So, c'moooon! Lighten up!

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[drawnthatway]

Don't take it personal, Roger, darling. They're always like this when we first show up.

[shaveandaharecut]

[See that, Jessica? His eyes are turning into hearts over seeing you. He was sure it'd be almost impossible to find you here. But, being a rabbit of positive outlooks he would've kept searching anyways.]
Love Cup! Aw, don't worry! He just needs to loosen up some is all!

[drawnthatway]

If anyone can get him to, it's you, my darling.

[Jessica comes over and cups his face with her hands so she can lean in and give him a kiss on the nose.]

[shaveandaharecut]

Aw, shucks, Jessica! You always know the right thing to say!

[Which earns a sheepish laugh in return. Guess who's comically stretching himself to be as tall as his beautiful wife to return said kiss?

This rabbit.]

But, he's a tough one! He's kind of a sourpuss!

[HEY!]

[drawnthatway]

[Jessica smiles brightly and sits down, legs crossing, so she can hold Roger's hands and cuddle with him.]

So was Mr. Valient and you cheered him right up. It's what you do best.

Oh God they're so sickening.

[shaveandaharecut]

[And he's going to cuddle up right with her.]

It'll just take some elbow grease is all! Your right of course my dear. Making people laugh is what I do best!

[And insert that blublubblub noise here.]

[takesyoubytheheart]

Aw, there's gotta be a sense of fun in yer mun somewhere. Otherwise, they wouldn't have picked ya out!

[shaveandaharecut]

[Gasp! All Roger can do is gape at one of the most famous toons that ever was. Seriously, Mickey Mouse is talking to him. He's no Goofy, but, Roger can appreciate what this guy does.

The rabbit can only just chuckle bashfully.]

Aw, shucks, Mickey that means a lot! And you're right! We just need to drag the fun out of him.

[takesyoubytheheart]

Lemme see if I can get a laugh or two out of him.

[He clears his throat.]

What did Snow White say while she was waitin' for her pictures ta develop?

[oooh, this is gunna be bad.]

[shaveandaharecut]

[Roger scratches his head, befuddled at the joke.]

Gee, I dunno! What did Snow White say?

[The mun already senses the pain of the punchline.]

[takesyoubytheheart]

Someday, my prints will come!

[uuuuuuugh.]

[shaveandaharecut]

OHOOHOHOHOHOOHOOO!

[Just picture that laugh...for like 5 minutes. But, magnify the sound of it and the power!

Roger thinks it's golden.

The mun is putting his face in his hands at the pun.]

Golly, Mickey! That sure was swell!

Say, I got one! What do you get if you cross Donald Duck with a whale?

[takesyoubytheheart]

Oh boy! What do ya get if ya cross Donald Duck with a whale?

[And he starts to forget why they're doing this in the first place.]

[shaveandaharecut]

Moby Duck!

[Yeah, Roger's already forgotten. The jokes are calling him home.]

[sitalion]

His sense of fun is there-a somewhere. Maybe he just need some classico entertainment!

[shaveandaharecut]

Classisco entertainment? Yeaaaah, that could work. We're gonna need lots of props though.

[sitalion]

Lots o' props! We need a tent! And animals! And-a clowns! And-a hoops! And-a balls!

[The list goes on and on.]

[shaveandaharecut]

A tent? But, where would the cameras go? We need a studio!

[sitalion]

The tent would be-a big enough for the cameras! And for all of-a the people in the audience!

The circus needs-a space to do their acts, after all!

[shaveandaharecut]

A circus performer!? Jeepers, I've never been a circus performer before!

[sitalion]

[Gasp!]

No? Then-a what do you do for a living?

[He's stunned, because he totally thought you looked like a circus performer.]

[shaveandaharecut]

I'mma toon of course! An actor! It's my job to make people laugh and what better way to do that than through film!

[sitalion]

Ah, so you provide-a classico entertainment for families at-a home! In the circus, we make a live show! You and I, we are not-a so different, no?

[shaveandaharecut]

Not just for families! For everybody! The guys down at the bars! The gals at the clubs! I just like makin' people laugh. But, nope we're like two peas in a pod! Or seeds in an apple, or like 128th cousins, 75 times removed!

[sitalion]

Si, for every-a-body!

We are like a sea lion and a rabbit!

[Okay, so he's not the brightest animal out there.]

[shaveandaharecut]

...

[...]

YEAH! Even better! Rabbits and Sea lions are practically in the same family!

[He's not that bright either.]

Your username is brilliant.

[toon_fairydust]

[Seeing Roger Rabbit is, for Pegasus, like standing a few feet away from a childhood hero. The creator of Duel Monsters has traveled the world since his childhood, and he's met many celebrities in his time. Standing next to people of high esteem has been something he's always handled with the utmost grace and poise, so getting starstruck isn't something he's known for.

Where other boys would be stunned speechless by actors or sports stars, Pegasus is having an internal moment of absolute nerd happy to see Roger.]

I--

[Oh god, words. How to them?]

Haha, excuse me, I must be staring! My name is Pegasus Crawford -- I'm a huge fan of your work!

How anyone wouldn't be elated to see you is beyond me. Surely your mun will come around soon!

I had help

[shaveandaharecut]

A faaaaaaaaaan!?

[To match Pegasus's elation, it's returned double that from Roger. He can always appreciate when people appreciate his work. After all, that's why he does it. To make others laugh.]

It's nice ta meet ya, Pegasus, ol' pal! Annnnd IIIIIII'm workin' on him! I even managed a few yucks out of him!

[totallyoutofmymind]

Well now, looks like we found ourselves a party pooper! How did someone like thaaaaat even pick up someone like yooooooooooohoooo?

[shaveandaharecut]

I can be pretty endearing, I suppose! And I managed to get a few chuckles outta him! Or were those groans? Ah well!

[totallyoutofmymind]

Why, groans are even better! Get one person to laugh and that's okay. Get one to groan and you'll get ten laughing, which is great!

[shaveandaharecut]

But it's no fun if everyone else is laughin' and he's being a Grumpy Gus! It can kill the mood! It's like I always say, if you don't got a good sense of humor you're better off dead!

[madcuriosity]

Perhaps your writer's sense of humor has fallen down a rabbit hole, Mr. Rabbit!

[shaveandaharecut]

Now is that a joke on me, Alice?

Because IIIIII Love it! Say, you know what they say about rabbit holes, dontcha?

[madcuriosity]

Perhaps a little.

What do they say, Mr. Rabbit?

God forgive the bad joke I came up with it on the spot

[shaveandaharecut]

If you fall down one you Wonder when you Land!

No no it's cute!

[madcuriosity]

[She giggles.]

That's wonderful, Mr. Rabbit!

I've got a joke too! What do you call a bear without any socks?

Thank God people love bad puns

[shaveandaharecut]

Gee, Alice you can just call me, Roger. Everybody does!

Jeepers, though, I dunno. What do you call a bear without any socks?

[madcuriosity]

Barefoot!

[shaveandaharecut]

[Yup. Roger's laughing it up.]

STUPENDOUS! I love it, Alice!

[madcuriosity]

[She claps]

Why thank you Mr. Roger! [Some progress.]

Is your writer laughing too?

[shaveandaharecut]

Indubitably! He's chuckling up a storm over here!

[Only at how bad these jokes are.]

[madcuriosity]

Splendid! It wouldn't do to have someone be a sour grape around the one and only Roger Rabbit!